My Favorite Posters and Why

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:23 pm

Hola, y'all! I've been lurking for several years but now it's time for me to give back. I love EVERYONE but these are my special favorites.

Jackson Monk and Rogue No particular reason.

Copulating Fan We can always count on him to elevate the tone of the discourse.

Bobular He reminds us he went to UCLA more than John Kerry reminded us he went to Vietnam.

Dr. Snoopy He saved the board! Be well my dear friend!

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:27 am

Hmmm. The game of identifying KM begins.

I have my suspicions, but it's truly too early to discuss them.

Bobster the Bruin, reporting for duty!

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:34 pm

Well...I'm intruiged.....who is this masked stranger???

...and what have I ever done to be classed as rogueish??

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:45 pm

My strong "linguistic" suspicion - he/she is not from UK/Ireland.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:12 pm

My immediate theory was and remains that it's ARL.

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:39 pm

bobster wrote:I have my suspicions, but it's truly too early to discuss them.

'It's Truly Too Early To Discuss' is my favorite song on Brutal Youth. But I think I know what you're getting at and no, I am not Kimmy.

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:41 pm

Jackson Monk wrote:...and what have I ever done to be classed as rogueish??

Jackson, I suspect you're more rogue than monk. If I'm wrong, I apologize. I'm not wrong.

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:46 pm

invisible Pole wrote:My strong "linguistic" suspicion - he/she is not from UK/Ireland.

When someone opens with "Hola, y'all" linguistically he could be located anywhere on the globe. But you happen to be right!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:47 pm

That has got to be a woman.

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:48 pm

selfmademug wrote:My immediate theory was and remains that it's ARL.

Perhaps unconsciously I adopted his style to protect my precious identity. But I am not A Pope Lash. I consider myself his opposite.

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:49 pm

bambooneedle wrote:That has got to be a woman.

You are wrong, but then you should be used to being wrong by now.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:49 pm

or a very womanly man.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:51 pm

And when was I 'wrong' about something that wasn't a minor triviality, bitch?

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:37 pm

Kissy Monster wrote:
selfmademug wrote:My immediate theory was and remains that it's ARL.
Perhaps unconsciously I adopted his style to protect my precious identity. But I am not A Pope Lash. I consider myself his opposite.

An average response?

Kissy Monster · Post by **Kissy Monster** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:42 pm

Tim(e) wrote: An average response?

Not Mr. Average, but that did sound like him didn't it!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:11 am

Not Mr. Average, but that did sound like him didn't it!

And that was boringly platitudinal...

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:19 am

Stop it, Noiseradio.

And I can assure you it is not the boringly platitudinal (is that the uninteresting anal orifice of the platypus?) Mr. Average. The Great and Powerful Wizard of Dr. Spooky can easily validate...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:03 am

Obviously the poster involved is some same old clever dick in who is fair game for ridicule because again we won't know who they are and it all comes out so subterfugally phony and insipid. Same old crap not worth any more consideration.

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:35 am

Monster, do you happen to go by the name of El Vez in other parts of the board ?

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:21 am

bambooneedle wrote:subterfugally phony and insipid

Well, Noise does have experience with that, it must be said.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:08 am

invisible Pole wrote:Monster, do you happen to go by the name of El Vez in other parts of the board ?

Nah, I could never go that many posts without mentioning how chiseled my abs are.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:32 am

People are really taking this opportunity to snipe at other Board members who may or may not have anything to do with this. I have to say, I enjoy the occasional masked man on the Board; it is probably not unrelated to my affection for wigs.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:37 am

I now believe Otis's unspecified guess to be correct.

I don't mind the odd alias, unless it's someone baiting his fellow boardmates for a period of months by pretending to be Elvis.

As it happens I have two alter egos here, though I don't use them. Much.

PS-- I do not, however, condone the explictly forbidden practice of using more than one name. My two aliases are relics of the past....

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:15 am

I'm not Kissy Monster and nor's my wife.

Post by **BlueChair** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:16 am

Anyone here frequent any L.A. area coffeehouse/internet cafes?