Your Christmas list

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 1:08 pm

Hey, Noise, Cope--I love y'all like play cousins, but can't we just agree to disagree?

Cope--you come off as a sleazebucket. Some women like that. Good for them, and you. But, I don't know what you're really like--I've not had the...uh...pleasure of meeting you. For all I know, you could be the sweetest, most considerate man ever to grace the earth. In the Merry Old Land of ECF.com, however, you are straight up skanktacular.

Noise--you think Cope is nasty. We get it. He gets it. We ALL get it. Open your hand. Let it go.

I love you both, but the bickering is mean-spirited and sad. Yep, this is the Annex, where we talk about things other than Elvis Costello. And, yes, I have the option of skipping a thread if the content doesn't interest me. But the whole "you're-icky-no-I'm-not-yes-you-are-nuh-uh-yeah-huh" shit is working my damn nerves.

Shake hands and be good boys, alright?

NOW--Christmas List:

Chocolate
Copper Cookware
Chocolate
DVD-ROM drive for my computer
Chocolate

There. Now we're back on track.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:16 pm

Skanktacular, by the way, is the new name of my band.

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:47 pm

See? You're on your way to making up with Cope already.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 3:46 am

I would respond..but it would only cause trouble...by the way Noize...don't ever mention my girlfriend again. Don't "victimize" her if you have a beef with me.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:18 am

SoLikeCandy wrote:NOW--Christmas List:

Chocolate...
Chocolate...
Chocolate

There. Now we're back on track.

I see the common theme here. I can see you so like candy SoLikeCandy.

(I am trying an American "joke". If chocolate does not count as candy then I shall get my coat!).

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:18 am

I never victimized your girlfriend or anyone else. You're hopeless, dude. And I'm done with this.

Lipstick · Post by **Lipstick** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:50 am

I'm going to attempt to start a new thread to address the above controversy, since it has veered rather far from the official topic. But it is an issue that matters.

To add a bit of levity, here's something I got on one of those highly-suspect forwards that actually gave me a chuckle.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter (usually late November to mid-December). Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them - from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:56 am

This reminds me of something like some kid in second class, thrusting his arm up, back arched as if he had a giant banana up his ass, jaw clamped grimly, glancing back disapprovingly from the first row...

"Yes, what is it?"

"John Smith said the 'f' word", he announces somewhat demonstratively... Because he, of course, is sure that he speaks for the whole class. As if they voted him their moral spokesman.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:30 pm

Bamboo....you're so funny and cute that I am tempted to make a comment about tube steak...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:43 pm

Cope,

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:46 am

Bamboozel....I would tell you what I really prefer, but must not be offensive! But big butts are out...........unless....oh no, can't say that either..