Wake up you footy fans!!!

[Jackson Monk]

I'm sure it does.

[mood swung]

Mostest was sick today.

That goal was sick and so was he. Literally.

Note to Fulham: I want my 90 minutes back.

[Boy With A Problem]

Mostest was sick today.

That goal was sick and so was he. Literally.

Note to Fulham: I want my 90 minutes back.

It was more ugly in person. Clint was the only guy that was even trying.

After that weak assed penalty kick in the Arse/Spurs match, you kind of knew what the result would be. But Spurs get a nice x-mas present - Fulham.

[Who Shot Sam?]

Anyone have a link to the Dempsey goal? Was down in the city yesterday and missed all the footy, apart from some of the Arse-Spurs game.

[Otis Westinghouse]

No, but it got me 10 points. Better still, Hunt's entirely controversial ('we demand an electronic fifth referee now!') late winner also got me 10 points, having signed him that morning. Oooh, and gorgeous Cristiano, my captain, has scored twice. Good effort by Everton, but we got ya. My midfield alone will be netting me 60 points (thought about making Fab cap'n, and but made the right choice). All I need now is a Friedel clean sheet against Chelsea, and I'm made!

[mood swung]

this might be some, Sam. I'm on dial-up and don't have three hours to kill while it loads.

http://profile.imeem.com/HPoegnU/video/ ... gan_221207

[Who Shot Sam?]

Thanks moody. He took that well!

Christmas comes early for the Mancs.

[so lacklustre]

The rapists were indeed lucky, relying heavily on wanker boy at the moment. Chelsk were just dull, I think Grant will be getting the sack soon. Nice goals by wb and jc though. Fulham are probably doomed, as is Sam allardyce ha ha.

[Who Shot Sam?]

Chelsk were just dull, I think Grant will be getting the sack soon.

I don't know about that. We are indeed very very dull, but they just gave the guy a 4-year contract. Winning ugly at Blackburn with key players including Terry, Cech, Drogba all out - that's nothing to sneeze at.

Otis, your mancrush on Twinkletoes is bordering on disturbing. I'm happy to see Joe Cole shit all over your clean sheet.

[Otis Westinghouse]

Friedel is a lost cause and Blackburn have blown it. Time for a new goalie. 30 cool points from the godlike genius of twinkletoes. I hope I get a Cristiano calendar for Christmas.

[mood swung]

I hope I get a Cristiano calendar for Christmas

I got one for So Lack, but shhhhhh. Don't spoil the surprise.


The only game I saw this weekend was the Fulham Keep-Yourself-Alive debacle.

Is it April - no, wait, March! - yet?

[Boy With A Problem]

Bad day at White Hart Lane. It is looking ugly for the good guys this season. )of course Dempsey scored a goal and of course I didn't have him in my FF lineup).

[Otis Westinghouse]

There's an A-bomb in Wardour Street...

I did have Dempsey. And my avatar-hero (doncha just love it?) as captain. Come on Friedel, you lardy butter-fingered twat, give me a clean sheet against Sven's no-hopers.

Nice that we've reached the May table positions before the year is out. It was only a matter of time.

Insane Chelsea-Villa game. Cech had me wetting myself. Carvalho should miss 10 games. Was ecstatic that Villa equalised, though they should really have held onto their lead.

[mood swung]

Bad day at White Hart Lane. It is looking ugly for the good guys this season. )of course Dempsey scored a goal and of course I didn't have him in my FF lineup).

It was the one good thing about working yesterday. Not watching that.

[mood swung]

is this good news?

[Otis Westinghouse]

Not if he repeats the Blackburn experience of 1998:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 163374.stm

Certainly more experienced than Sanchez, but hasn't really achieved much. We shall see.

[Boy With A Problem]

He refers to himself in the third person. This is never a good sign.

Looks like a tired retread to me.

[so lacklustre]

His has lots of experience of getting sacked, which is a good thing when working for AL Fayed ohoh oh oh.

[Otis Westinghouse]

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[Jackson Monk]

One of the games of the season at WHL today. Even better, I made Berba the captain of my fantasy team this morning!

[Who Shot Sam?]

Wow - good call Jackson. Have family visiting today, but will have to set the DVR to capture that Spurs game.

Even better we played a terrible second half against Toon but still won 2-1 thanks to an atrocious linesman's decision. I'll take it, given that nightmare of a team we put out there. Karmic payback for that joke of a handball call on Ashley Cole last week.

And best of all, MANU LOSE!!!!

[Who Shot Sam?]

Oh, and that penalty by Twinkletoes!

[Otis Westinghouse]

Mutley!

Hideous. Was out on a lovely dog walk with friends in the winter sun. Got in the car, 0-1 at half time, and FF captain doing the business again. Back home, stepping up to take a penalty, me ready to crack open the New Year bubbly early, and then my day was ruined. And Chelsea won. Hope Arse don't get more than a point.

What about Spurs 6 Reading 4!!! Signed Malbranque today, who got one. Shame I didn't have Berbatov.

[Otis Westinghouse]

Karmic payback for that joke of a handball call on Ashley Cole last week.[/color][/size]

Borderline, admitted, but not a joke.

Good move, Jackson.

[invisible Pole]

Great move, Jackson !

No big earnings in FF with defenders this time, as the only clean-sheet team so far is Middlesbrough.

Pity I didn't buy Cahill. He seems to be in great form.

Stunned with MU result, the only consolation being the goal by Cristiano.