Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Fire Crotch Betty!!! weiiiiii Now I know why I like you....you're GAY! Good for you honey. And how do you know I'm hetro??? I could be a switch hitter for all you know.........(my girlfriend is, and I love her for it)

Ok Tim(e)....Billy Joel scored! But he was rich! (and probably had a huge schlong)....

And I'm sure your wife is cute too...!!

Rope...I can appriciate the fact that you have "symbols" in your life, and these are real for you and deliver important information, which you need to make decisions and create your own life. We all have a need for that, and use symbols or power figures in order to do what we need to do. I...

Gilli...the truth will NEVER set you free when you're dealing with a state, government or court.....These institutions opperate in a dubious, half baked, idea of perceived truth in order to maintain control of the masses. The Truth will set you free in your own personal relations...hopefully. I was ...

Issac Hayes- Shaft (I had cool parents)

Thanks Bamboo...for taking the time to check it out and respond...You're a pretty negative fuck aren't ya???

In any case it was food for thought, which is always a good thing.

Tim(E) You have a good point about me actually indicating that the perpetrator was an Arab....why?? It could be a latent racist thing in my mind, or it could be that it is something that one would point out in a Danish context....Danes usually don't do shit like that, they USUALLY use reason to sett...

Betty..we STRIVE to tell the truth! Sometimes the things we do cannot be backed up with moral standards or rationality. That's why I create a life where those close to me share my truth and my vision. I reject the people who can't understand me, or relate to my version of truth. Yes, it's an emotion...

JELLY BEANZ....you know that I know that....my catch phrase is.."anything you want baby, anything you want"

Stevie Ray jams on Let's Dance......I rest my case...anyone who could get Stevie Ray to fit in on a total pop record like that is a king.

Bob is a god just because he's so grubby.

Bruce is nowhere close to the other two, but would be a great guy to hang out with and a great performer.

Ok here'¨s the deal. My girlfriend, I and her ex boyfriend (who we are both friends with) are staying in a large grand hotel room. He and I are sitting there talking when we hear something at the door. We look under the door and see her hair....a lot of it. Long blonde extensions. He runs out the do...

YES Candy....I'll try to dance a little more with her..:BUT...that won't stop them....by appearance attracts men who want to knock my block off, just because I seem like I'm very happy for myself. They all want a shot at the heavy weight title....even though I'm no heavy dude. Just a little wacky gu...

Sex should be nasty!!! But without shame.

Sandi Toksvig....hmmmm? Never heard of her...! But looked her up on the Net...she's Danish!...uuuurg...hæ hæ hæ

Dear Sweet Pear....by the way, popularity is overrated...! Being real is what counts..........

Will The Truth Will Set You Free?....the retorical question posed on another thread is quite an important one.

Thanks for the support everyone... 1) Maybe I'll start dancing.... 2) Maybe I'll carry a lead pipe in my pocket...(yes the other pocket) 3) Next time I won't be so timid, and I won't hesitate when they brandish a weapon. 4) I have a HELL of a lot of appreciation women, and even though I seem like a ...

After a weekend where I was nearly killed by a crazed Arab with a beer bottle, I've decided to consider women's rights as an issue. The story goes as such. My girlfriend and I went out on the town. She's the type of girl who loves to dance, (and I often don't want to) so she dances alone, which she ...

The Truth ALWAYS sets you free....If you can't live with your own actions, then you shouldn't do it....and if you DO it....then it kills you to keep it a secret.....

I never liked the BOZZ....Just a couple of his tunes that were good..BUT I saw him on stage and thought he was mega cool....He loves to jam and do his thing, you gotta love the man for that....you don't feel cheated when you see his concerts. THen again, he has two hot guitar players....and a solid ...

Lackluster...you funny guy...! Me seem not so creepy now...unga buuunga...

BAMBOOZY...WOW....I am really happy now...Never seen him with the Attractions...! And YES mr. Rope...Berkeley is a cool joint....wacky and fun....my girlfriend and I can maybe blend in and not be attacked for looking weird....

DOH...it must have something to do with the downtrodden Danish Male.

POPIT....Hot Dogs are very Danish...they are sold all over....but with dried out fried onions...ok....PØLSER!!!

I've eaten many more hot dogs here than in the States.....

weird that Elvis pronounces the "r" in *blame it all upon the darkie*...or is it DAHKEE*?

I know this will suprise you all...but I think that a well needed piss is the most pleasurable experience! I often panic in that situation! The Nasty is also a pleasant thing...especially if it is incredibly NASTY. However, I would rate taking a giant dump as the best of all...preferably what me my ...