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Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:25 pm

Yep, that's exactly what was written on the walls. Apparently it's true.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:35 pm

I've never shot Robert Blake's wife.

wow! me neither!

In fact, in spite of the fact that the State of Missouri has designated me a Safe Hunter, I have never fired any kind of firearm (with the exception of BB guns and cap pistols).

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:32 pm

I've never been to Spain.

Heck, Self...I give cars away. Mostly pieces of crap, but you can have one if you want to come get it.

I never cared, either. So I'm not the world's greatest capitalist. Death to me.

I never killed Christmas. Fox News made all that shit up. How far down that hole will a person's head go? What Christmas should be is a nice, quite religious holiday. Why does it have to be so loud and invasive?

I've never had sex with any partner other than a caucasion woman.

I've never seen a real live crack pipe.

I never kicked that little punk in the ass, I only wanted to really bad.

I've never been drunk in Hardy, Arkansas.

It could happen, though.

I've never been wrong about anything in my entire life. Even when I thought I was wrong, it turned out I was right.

You had to be there.

I've never been happy. I never know when to shut up.

I've never trusted authority. I never grew up.

(...I was not! I was fixin' this fence!)

Then what happened?

I found five dollars!

crash8_durham · Post by **crash8_durham** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:34 pm

I have never watched ANY reality tv shows

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:40 pm

I never had no one ever.

Well I have, but a little Smiths-style Mancunian misery is always in good order.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:58 am

I've never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

However, I have been socked by a female security guard in Reno, just because I busted her front car light.

I have never smoked marijuana...without coughing. A lot.

I have never consumed more than two bites of any hot entree featuring canned tuna (yet I loves me some seared Ahi).

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:20 am

I've never seen Lawrence of Arabia.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:55 am

You must, preferably in a cinema.

Who Shot Sam? wrote:a little Smiths-style Mancunian misery is always in good order.

Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
Who said I'd lied because I never?

Post by **BlueChair** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:20 am

noiseradio wrote:I've never seen Lawrence of Arabia.

It's a bit of a chore to watch, but it really is a wonderful film - check it out when you have a day to spare.

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:07 am

I've never been to Spain, but I've been to Oklahoma. Er, wait, its actually the other way around!

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:44 am

I never feel rested when new issues of Being There are being prepped.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:37 am

i've never been in a fight.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:00 pm

I've never won a fight.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:27 pm

I've never lost a fight. To Noiseradio.

I've never given a flying fuck at a rolling jelly donut about The Rat Pack as a collective.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:32 pm

I never fight anymore. I haven't been in a fight since 8th grade.

I never started a fight.

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:58 pm

I've never caught a fish.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:26 pm

I've never understood why people think hunting is fun. I understand killingt o eat. But I don't understand killing for sport or for a trophy.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:25 pm

i've never hunted anything for any reason, but i caught a fish. once. with a bamboo pole. in a crik.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:25 pm

El Vez wrote:I've never given a flying fuck at a rolling jelly donut about The Rat Pack as a collective.

I haven't either, but I love Sinatra's music. In fact, I'm enjoying this at the moment:

The Capitol stuff is my favorite, but the Reprise box has lots of goodies too.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:27 pm

OS wrote

i've never hunted anything for any reason,

and I say, the hell you didn't!! I posted the picture too!

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:43 pm

You're right, Moody. Hell, that's why he purchased property in a state where you get to keep what you run over with your car. It's the only way he can hit a target.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:51 pm

(Technically) I never graduated from high school.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:52 pm

self-defensery is not hunting.

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:53 pm

I've never caught a fish. Though many times gone a-fishin'. I'm so hungry.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:17 pm

I've never been arrested. But I almost got arrested once on Christmas Eve.

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