online jobs

[miss buenos aires]

So, this Argentine job market is a bit tougher to crack than I had anticipated (although I may get a few hours a week teaching...French). I've been trying to think of possible jobs that could get me paid in dollars. So far I've come up with:

-kids' chat room moderator (to keep out the perverts)
-online tutoring (may require more hardware than I have)
-writing term papers (this is so against my moral code that I can't seriously consider it, but we're brainstorming here)

Any other suggestions? Anything involving naked pictures of me circulating on the Internet is automatically off the table.

[alexv]

Go to a BA publisher. Tell them your story, and offer to write them a travel book entitled: Mi Nueva York: Una Guia Para Los Turistas "Mod". Warn them: no Empire State building; no Lady in the Harbor, and most definitely no trips to the Trump Tower. I think Portenos are natural Mods. Can't miss, Miss.

[Extreme Honey]

...and i think you're a bit overqualified for a nanny. If you are really in need i could hook you up with Nordiska or one of my family members and get you a lil job to earn a little bit of cash. But no dollars tho. Your call.

[Otis Westinghouse]

Dog-walking is an industry there as far as I could make out.

Hope you were watching the game and sniggering loudly when En-ger-land put that third goal in! Where's yer argy-bargy now, eh?

[miss buenos aires]

Yes, Otis, but it seems quite time-consuming to be a dog-walker. They pick the dogs up in the morning and walk them around all day! I mean, it's fabulous for the dogs, I suppose. Like doggy day care. No, what I'm looking for is a job I can do a couple of hours a week and earn dollars for. Total pipe dream, huh?

[verbal gymnastics]

Any other suggestions? Anything involving naked pictures of me circulating on the Internet is automatically off the table.

No, what I'm looking for is a job I can do a couple of hours a week and earn dollars for. Total pipe dream, huh?

It's all coming back to the same thing...

[whar]

I have the biggest crush on MBA.

[selfmademug]

Dude, take a number! Having met her I can tell you y'all have good reason.

[miss buenos aires]

I'm flattered, really. But naked pictures are still out of the question!

[El Vez]

What's your stance on performing Krapp's Last Tape in a 3 piece suit and snap brim fedora?

[miss buenos aires]

I guess I could be convinced, if the price was right and I could be guaranteed that neither my parents nor any potential future employers would ever find out about it. A girl's gotta eat.

[verbal gymnastics]

Are we back to naked pictures?