Peter Kay observations

[PlaythingOrPet]

Look what I've found:

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches. *this happened to me the other day. Really!*

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Bricks are horrible to carry.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

[verbal gymnastics]

I love Peter Kay. He is a genuine comic genius and is still true to his roots.

Phoenix Nights just has so many comic moments. I love the bits at the end when they show the auditions. My favourite is the one legged Elvis who does Blue Suede Shoe.

[mood swung]

going camping this weekend, so no doubt I'll be poking fires (can't prod to save my life) and cutting up a watermelon or two--I don't want to feel too manly, tho. Maybe I'll leave the cutting to the husband. I used to grocery shop on wednesday mornings and this was apparently the Old Folks Home Shopping Trip day as well--crutches, walkers, wheelchairs, the latest trends in cataract shades. Those little old ladies will mow you down. And God help you if you reach for the last can of tuna fish!

[so lacklustre]

Try this, it's wierd.

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.






What direction is your foot going now?

[sulkygirl]

Try this, it's wierd.

While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

What direction is your foot going now?

My FOOT's drawing numbers 6's now!!

And it's rotating counter-clockwise.

Ah, the joy of hangovers....