So, tell me one true thing.

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Them Briggs and Stratton's don't like that water...
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Nope, rope. They don't.

But I do after I get back in the house. :D

Then I suppose that takes us back to the peeing thread.
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the ball is juiced.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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oily slick wrote:the ball is juiced.
Truth...I completely mis-interpreted that at first...
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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there is such a thing as a stupid question
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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Are The Stereophonics boring as fuck ?

Sorry, stupid question.
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My death is eminent.
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(?)
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Several true things:

My dad is the coolest man in the entire world.

Twinkies taste really good, but make you quite sick after eating four of them.

Yellow is NOT my color.

High heeled sandals are nice in theory, but quite painful.

A warm bed, a pair of my boyfriend's socks, and Calvin, my purring fuzzball kitty, are better than any sleeping pill.
If there's one thing you can say about mankind--there's nothing kind about man
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SoLikeCandy wrote:A warm bed, a pair of my boyfriend's socks, and Calvin, my purring fuzzball kitty, are better than any sleeping pill.
Gotta agree with you about the purring kitty thing...I have 3, & with just me and them in the bed, I sleep like a rock.

My hubby, on the other hand, snores like a chain saw buzzing. And once he's rolled over onto his back & sawing logs, there is no fix but a move to the couch...

***sigh***
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sulkygirl wrote: My hubby, on the other hand, snores like a chain saw buzzing. And once he's rolled over onto his back & sawing logs, there is no fix but a move to the couch...

***sigh***
Sulky, this is getting weird. It sounds like you're married to my husband's identical twin. :shock:
I'm not angry anymore....
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my husband likes to get up in the middle of the night, have a beer, talk to the dog, pee, wander around and turn himself into a popsicle--then JUMP into bed and snuggle up to me 'cos he's cold. If I didn't love him, I'd fix him some blackeyed peas... :roll:
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My husband still wonders why I can drink more than him and suffer far fewer consequences, and why I can go to bed after him, wake up before him, and live on so much less sleep. :)
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American morality

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I've been thinking about this, and it's not about snoring.

Respond or don't.

One person is very ill. Another person has the knowledge and technology to help the ill person. The ill person has no money, and therefore does not get the treatment, or only gets treatment after jumping through hurdles that eventually leave him heavily in debt.

Both people live in a very wealthy country that spends fifty percent of it's annual budget on war apparatus. They pay about a third of their income on various taxes, and although the ill person is poor, he still works a regular forty hour week, or more.

I say this is an immoral situation.

True?
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True.
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Absolutely.
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God bless America....
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Compassionate conservativism

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My brother is dying. If it were not for the Veterans Administration, he would have been dead years ago. He was in the Marines and the Air Force.

Now they are cutting funds to the VA, because something's gotta go, because people with money don't need such awful taxes.

My other brother, a "Heil Bush" type, says the kid is going to die anyway, because nobody has ever lived forever with HIV. It would have never happened to him if he hadn't been a "fag" anyway. The best thing for him is to get with the church and get his moral compass on track before he gets to the great beyond.

He's a horrible person, one that believes that most of the Eastern Hemisphere is going to Hell because they won't come to Jesus for salavation. Honestly, he says it's true. That's why such terrible things happen over there, because they believe in the wrong god, or no god at all.

No, he really means it. He really thinks it's true.

Fool?
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Sorry to hear about your brother, Rope.

Both of them, I mean.

And nobody deserves to die that kind of slow, painful,drawn-out death, no matter what their sexual or religious preferences are.

:!:
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True

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He has to hide his love away, especially from the Falwells of the world.
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Gawd, Jerry F****n' Falwell...

Hasn't somebody put that pitiful asshole out of his misery by now?

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No one knows if you fart in space....except my nosey neighbour Shelia opposite 'Mrs neighbourhood watch all by herself' who would have the Hubble telescope trained on me up there...
COME ON YOU SPURS!!
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one true thing:

payback's a bitch.
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one true thing:

There is nothing to compare to that thrill you get when you realise that you completed ages ago that piece of work that you thought was outstanding...(phew....punctuation not included)...

........this is of course a sign that you are getting way too stressed.... :cry:
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I have hemoroids and they are pissing my girlfriend off.
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