So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
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So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Happy birthday to you. I can't believe I'm the first one to see this! Or is everybody else ignoring it????
Here's a present anyway.
Happy birthday so lacklustre
46, a right old f**ker
older than dirt, older than air
an Elvis fan beyond compare
(and by that I mean outstanding
in fields and such, *this* close to banning)
You make me laugh, you make me flinch
If you were green, you’d be the Grinch
Crusty, crotchety, cantankerous ass
But it’s your birthday – you get a pass
And a poem, such as it is
Cos moody’s back & down to biz.
One final thought and it’s a scream
Jesus wants YOU for a sunbeam.
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Yeah, I scare me too sometimes.
Here's a present anyway.
Happy birthday so lacklustre
46, a right old f**ker
older than dirt, older than air
an Elvis fan beyond compare
(and by that I mean outstanding
in fields and such, *this* close to banning)
You make me laugh, you make me flinch
If you were green, you’d be the Grinch
Crusty, crotchety, cantankerous ass
But it’s your birthday – you get a pass
And a poem, such as it is
Cos moody’s back & down to biz.
One final thought and it’s a scream
Jesus wants YOU for a sunbeam.
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Yeah, I scare me too sometimes.
Like me, the "g" is silent.
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
That is a masterwork!
Happy birthday SLL!
Happy birthday SLL!
Mother, Moose-Hunter, Maverick
Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Happy Birthday SoLack!
Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
And many more . .
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
he is a fantasy dream
from across the stream
unburdened by intellect
forty-six and lumpy
grouchy and grumpy
i'd like to squeeze his neck
as popular its said
as right said fred
he needs a big butt whoopin
before he can blink
his brain i'll shrink
his diaper he will be poopin
and then when i'm done
twist up we will one
and the bourbon she will flow
cause it turns out after all
hatin the bastards a tough call
occasionally i gotta eat crow
from across the stream
unburdened by intellect
forty-six and lumpy
grouchy and grumpy
i'd like to squeeze his neck
as popular its said
as right said fred
he needs a big butt whoopin
before he can blink
his brain i'll shrink
his diaper he will be poopin
and then when i'm done
twist up we will one
and the bourbon she will flow
cause it turns out after all
hatin the bastards a tough call
occasionally i gotta eat crow
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Verse about pooping your pants. I'm guessing it's not going to get any better.
Happy Birthday So Lacklustre.
Happy Birthday So Lacklustre.
Everyone just needs to fuckin’ relax. Smoke more weed, the world is ending.
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Thank you. Your rhyming words are very touching, I think there is a tear in my eye. Oh no - its just some sleep.
I don't mind too much being forty sick (sic)
As long I don't look as old as Moody or Slick
At least they bothered to send their regards
Which is better than most of you miserable retards
Ps - I now wear a bag - you may well frown
But at least it prevents my pants turning brown
I don't mind too much being forty sick (sic)
As long I don't look as old as Moody or Slick
At least they bothered to send their regards
Which is better than most of you miserable retards
Ps - I now wear a bag - you may well frown
But at least it prevents my pants turning brown
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signed with love and vicious kisses
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Blimey! I was gonna comment that he's now a blissed out folky who's lost his edge, but maybe not...
Happy birthday, old timer! Keep knitting your own folk.
Happy birthday, old timer! Keep knitting your own folk.
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more
Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Happy Birthday!!! I'm 46,too. Don't let these young whipper-snappers call you an old-timer.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
- M. Twain
- M. Twain
Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Happy belated! Hope it was a good one.
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
so lacklustre is a fat unfunny buster
reading his posts makes me feel like I'm eating too much custard
but in his mind don't forget he's the funniest fucker
that you have ever met
In he tucks his chair at the right height...
cos he knows it's gonna feel right...
...he logs on...
he finds his places a happenin'
the action's heating up <appropriate hot guitar riff>
well he knows his armchain wisdom
he's a bit of a wanker by default
he's on a roll with the ladies
and the big boys love him too
he'll even meet up with you for some drinks...
yeah what a guy
he won't even pick you up in a car
so he can drink more when you arrive
A fatass can drink 5 schooners in 2hrs and still be under 05
And he don't mind derogatin' and/or to disparage
among the many there's a the man they call Mr Average
but so lack doesn't sweat it he's got his role figured out
cos they tell him he's a lovable curmudgeon
he's so predictable in ways like the clank of an escutcheon
oh and I just don't know what he may do next
tralala
reading his posts makes me feel like I'm eating too much custard
but in his mind don't forget he's the funniest fucker
that you have ever met
In he tucks his chair at the right height...
cos he knows it's gonna feel right...
...he logs on...
he finds his places a happenin'
the action's heating up <appropriate hot guitar riff>
well he knows his armchain wisdom
he's a bit of a wanker by default
he's on a roll with the ladies
and the big boys love him too
he'll even meet up with you for some drinks...
yeah what a guy
he won't even pick you up in a car
so he can drink more when you arrive
A fatass can drink 5 schooners in 2hrs and still be under 05
And he don't mind derogatin' and/or to disparage
among the many there's a the man they call Mr Average
but so lack doesn't sweat it he's got his role figured out
cos they tell him he's a lovable curmudgeon
he's so predictable in ways like the clank of an escutcheon
oh and I just don't know what he may do next
tralala
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
I'm so pleased you took the time (2 minutes?) to honour me.
Does this mean you like me? I just don't understand it. Are you coming to London on the 27th as a surprise? Free beer all night just for you if you're there!
Does this mean you like me? I just don't understand it. Are you coming to London on the 27th as a surprise? Free beer all night just for you if you're there!
signed with love and vicious kisses
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
No, I still don't like you much, am a just goofing around cos I feel like it.
he's got plenty o' time
you can drink some fine wine
you can make things rhyme
hear a drunksome good line
when he's on a roll he thinks he's mr saturday night
on the school call or something he just never felt right
cos like Iggy says i got a right
and I can wholely concur
writing mad ramblings
's good for the soul, d'uh
and no I wouldn't go to England
Australia's getting more exotic for me now
not somewhere so ugly and glum
on my crazy adventures not to be chronicled this officially
but being in a lot of piss dens in my earlier youth however and out
and vomit has kind of turned me off of beer for life
can't handle big amounts of frothy gutbloating stuff
I like more of a kick in alcohol, no doubt
hits me hard an I can tell when I've
had enough
he's got plenty o' time
you can drink some fine wine
you can make things rhyme
hear a drunksome good line
when he's on a roll he thinks he's mr saturday night
on the school call or something he just never felt right
cos like Iggy says i got a right
and I can wholely concur
writing mad ramblings
's good for the soul, d'uh
and no I wouldn't go to England
Australia's getting more exotic for me now
not somewhere so ugly and glum
on my crazy adventures not to be chronicled this officially
but being in a lot of piss dens in my earlier youth however and out
and vomit has kind of turned me off of beer for life
can't handle big amounts of frothy gutbloating stuff
I like more of a kick in alcohol, no doubt
hits me hard an I can tell when I've
had enough
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Re: So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient
Happy Belated Birthday So Lack.
I'd write you a poem to share on the board but I think I'll read it out in the pub when we meet up.
I'd write you a poem to share on the board but I think I'll read it out in the pub when we meet up.
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?