Find out your gangsta name

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 pm

http://gangstaname.com/

Mine is Ugly Ass Grabba

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:02 pm

Gun Doggy Killa

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:06 pm

Purple-Headed Weasel Boy

Post by **BlueChair** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:09 pm

Fried Green Crack Robba

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:19 pm

BlueChair wrote:Fried Green Crack Robba

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:31 pm

John Cougar Buddha Balls.

Damn, I knew I cut my hair too short.

StrictTime · Post by **StrictTime** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:35 pm

Masta Train Jumpa

How I love the hobo life, stabbin' folks with my hobo knife....

Fishfinger king · Post by **Fishfinger king** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:53 pm

Phat Jamaican

They can't even spell

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:15 pm

Supa-Hard Crack Baby

mmmm

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:23 pm

Fried Green Shrinky Nutz. Man, that name sucks.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:24 pm

pophead2k wrote:Fried Green Shrinky Nutz. Man, that name sucks.

Shrinky Nutz???? That's amazing.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:27 pm

pophead2k wrote:Fried Green Shrinky Nutz. Man, that name sucks.

You must be the Flava Flav type. Little scrawny guy.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:28 pm

Shrinky nutz = enlarged peniz?

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:03 pm

Hey, meet my kids:

Threepac Gatmasta
Rump-thumpin Lumpynutz
Fine Ol' Mafiosi
Fried Green Chimpanzee

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:09 pm

Cow-tippin Drug Smuggla

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:02 pm

so lacklustre wrote:Shrinky nutz = enlarged peniz?

If only. But I think that's another thread.

Fishfinger king · Post by **Fishfinger king** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:03 pm

My offspring are:
Fly-ass bumpy-nutz
Phat Fool (obviously this one's actually related)
Machete Masta Chinaman ( and he seems so normal)
And best of all my darling wife is:
Butt-jugglin Monkey Smuggla, which sums it up much better than I ever could.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:17 pm

Fishfinger king wrote:My offspring are:
Fly-ass bumpy-nutz
Phat Fool (obviously this one's actually related)
Machete Masta Chinaman ( and he seems so normal)
And best of all my darling wife is:
Butt-jugglin Monkey Smuggla, which sums it up much better than I ever could.

Your wife just moved up a big notch in my opinion! This is great!

manoutoftime · Post by **manoutoftime** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:49 am

Broken Hoopti Rida

online i'm

Purple-Headed Buddha Balls

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:30 am

my board name translates to :

Mista Jamaican

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:23 am

mood swu (that's my nickname, I can spell) - Masta Jungle Robba

#1 daughter - Phat Cracka Fool
#2 son - Loose Weasel Boy
#2 daughter - Purple-Headed Melon Balls
#1 son - Tree Trunk Bitch

clearly, these take MBA's words to heart. gender IS just a construct.

legman open to offers · Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:46 pm

John Cougar Crab Whacka. Crab Whacka?

martinfoyle · Post by **martinfoyle** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:20 am

Old Fool Prison Fish WTF?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:01 am

As Otis I'm the not original Purple-headed Gangsta. As me I'm Sherman Tank Crack Robba, so I'm so desperate for my crack, I employ a Sherman Tank to rob it from people. Reminds me of Buffalo Soldiers and the petrol station.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:07 am

My kids are more fun. Middle son gets the same as me (though his first name is different to mine), but the oldest is Gun Doggy Pee Hands - quite funny as we own a Labrador! - and wife is a matching variant as Gun Doggy Poo-poo Pants. Youngest son is Fat Ugly Goat Smuggla. The dog comes out as Tree Trunk Gorilla.