THE NEW IS THIS THREAD DEAD YET?

[A rope leash]

I gave up all my Elvis, in case you hadn't heard. Wrote a song about it.

He just reminds me that I'm old. Maybe he should shave his head.

Just about a few days have passed, and only VG has joined in. I redecorated and everything.

I guess it's all about books on this forum, or song titles, or in case you have a random thought. By the way, I'm about half-way through the second volume of The Outline of History. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Anyway, my life's in complete limbo.

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What do you want to talk about now?

[so lacklustre]

http://www.last.fm/music/Eliza+Carthy/_/Limbo

[verbal gymnastics]

So is your latest avatar an impression of you flapping about like a headless chicken?

[A rope leash]

Are you talking to me, VG?

That avatar is just something I stole off the web. If you will note, the head is quite attached.

It does kind of symbolize my party attitude, even though I haven't been to a party in years. I've been detained by security personnel more than once for "having too much fun".

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Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go...

Yee-hah.

[A rope leash]

I have a question for everybody...or anybody...


What would you do if you could?

[Otis Westinghouse]

That's a little unfocussed as a question. My answer is 'I'd do whatever.'

[A rope leash]

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Gee, if only I could, I'd do whatever...

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[verbal gymnastics]

I have a question for everybody...or anybody...


What would you do if you could?

or even better

Who would you do if you could?

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[Otis Westinghouse]

[Who Shot Sam?]

Horrific. Was that your Halloween costume?

[bambooneedle]

or even better

Who would you do if you could?

Your mother.

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[Otis Westinghouse]

Eliza Carthy
Karen Hardy (apparently was in Strictly Come Dancing - ha!)
Liam Brady
and of course, Shane,

A nice range there.

[oily slick]

lampinjoeles, lamponpolish, lappincollie, lapingjoelie, uh, senta berger in 1967.

[Otis Westinghouse]

Comme ca?

[oily slick]

yes.

[bambooneedle]

[A rope leash]

...but how about some classic beauty?

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They just don't make 'em this tasty anymore...

...don't forget to scroll down...!

[bambooneedle]

Those stunned stunners seem overwhelmed... they are the type I sometimes call "bazooka babes with mother's milk"... it means they could smother their maternal glory on your face and you'd be in erotic heaven but most of the time they are pretty impractical and ker-rrraaaa-zy, man... They are too much the product of yesterday's bullshit-socialized average Joe and his expectations. Those girls belong to those other men and I don't want things that belong to other men. Christy Turlington's eyes tell you she belongs to herself much more so. A much more evolved and refined creature that exudes pure, sexy brainpower.

[oily slick]

ok. but how do we get past the fact that she is skinny and unattractive?