So Lacklustre: Justified and Ancient

[mood swung]

Happy birthday to you. I can't believe I'm the first one to see this! Or is everybody else ignoring it????

Here's a present anyway.

Happy birthday so lacklustre
46, a right old f**ker
older than dirt, older than air
an Elvis fan beyond compare

(and by that I mean outstanding
in fields and such, *this* close to banning)

You make me laugh, you make me flinch
If you were green, you’d be the Grinch
Crusty, crotchety, cantankerous ass
But it’s your birthday – you get a pass

And a poem, such as it is
Cos moody’s back & down to biz.

One final thought and it’s a scream
Jesus wants YOU for a sunbeam.
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Yeah, I scare me too sometimes.

[Who Shot Sam?]

That is a masterwork!

Happy birthday SLL!

[pophead2k]

Happy Birthday SoLack!

[RedShoes]

Happy Birthday!

[migdd]

And many more . .

[oily slick]

he is a fantasy dream
from across the stream
unburdened by intellect

forty-six and lumpy
grouchy and grumpy
i'd like to squeeze his neck

as popular its said
as right said fred
he needs a big butt whoopin

before he can blink
his brain i'll shrink
his diaper he will be poopin

and then when i'm done
twist up we will one
and the bourbon she will flow

cause it turns out after all
hatin the bastards a tough call
occasionally i gotta eat crow

[Boy With A Problem]

Verse about pooping your pants. I'm guessing it's not going to get any better.

Happy Birthday So Lacklustre.

[so lacklustre]

Thank you. Your rhyming words are very touching, I think there is a tear in my eye. Oh no - its just some sleep.

I don't mind too much being forty sick (sic)
As long I don't look as old as Moody or Slick

At least they bothered to send their regards
Which is better than most of you miserable retards

Ps - I now wear a bag - you may well frown
But at least it prevents my pants turning brown

[Otis Westinghouse]

Blimey! I was gonna comment that he's now a blissed out folky who's lost his edge, but maybe not...

Happy birthday, old timer! Keep knitting your own folk.

[ice nine]

Happy Birthday!!! I'm 46,too. Don't let these young whipper-snappers call you an old-timer.

[BlueChair]

Happy belated! Hope it was a good one.

[bambooneedle]

so lacklustre is a fat unfunny buster
reading his posts makes me feel like I'm eating too much custard
but in his mind don't forget he's the funniest fucker
that you have ever met


In he tucks his chair at the right height...

cos he knows it's gonna feel right...



...he logs on...


he finds his places a happenin'

the action's heating up <appropriate hot guitar riff>


well he knows his armchain wisdom

he's a bit of a wanker by default

he's on a roll with the ladies

and the big boys love him too

he'll even meet up with you for some drinks...

yeah what a guy

he won't even pick you up in a car

so he can drink more when you arrive

A fatass can drink 5 schooners in 2hrs and still be under 05



And he don't mind derogatin' and/or to disparage

among the many there's a the man they call Mr Average

but so lack doesn't sweat it he's got his role figured out

cos they tell him he's a lovable curmudgeon

he's so predictable in ways like the clank of an escutcheon

oh and I just don't know what he may do next


tralala

[so lacklustre]

I'm so pleased you took the time (2 minutes?) to honour me.

Does this mean you like me? I just don't understand it. Are you coming to London on the 27th as a surprise? Free beer all night just for you if you're there!

[bambooneedle]

No, I still don't like you much, am a just goofing around cos I feel like it.




he's got plenty o' time
you can drink some fine wine
you can make things rhyme
hear a drunksome good line

when he's on a roll he thinks he's mr saturday night

on the school call or something he just never felt right

cos like Iggy says i got a right

and I can wholely concur

writing mad ramblings

's good for the soul, d'uh


and no I wouldn't go to England

Australia's getting more exotic for me now

not somewhere so ugly and glum

on my crazy adventures not to be chronicled this officially

but being in a lot of piss dens in my earlier youth however and out

and vomit has kind of turned me off of beer for life

can't handle big amounts of frothy gutbloating stuff

I like more of a kick in alcohol, no doubt

hits me hard an I can tell when I've

had enough

[verbal gymnastics]

Happy Belated Birthday So Lack.

I'd write you a poem to share on the board but I think I'll read it out in the pub when we meet up.