Forum member with the biggest penis

littletriggers · Post by **littletriggers** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:13 am

Sorry to but back in , as usual I was drunk yesterday , and was trying to rime Bryoni & Irony , at the time I thought it was funny but who's likely to be be on the same wavelengh . Anyway I could post a pix of the smallest dick or you could all just take a look at my flickr sight where anyone can sneek a peek . Thats aged two by the way !

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:16 pm

16 centimetres.......

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:17 pm

.....from the ground.......

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:35 pm

Yeah, sure ... but only when you crouch down like Paul Scholes in this picture.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:00 pm

ahem.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:54 pm

thepopeofpop wrote:I wonder if putting "Elvis Costello's penis" in a thread would make it better, or worse. I remember Mary Tyler Moore saying that phrase on Saturday Night Live back in '89.

What caused her to do so? Was it on display at the time?

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:03 pm

migdd · Post by **migdd** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:33 pm

so lacklustre wrote:

So. . .which board member's member is pictured above??

Can I ask that or am I stepping outside the bounderies of board ediquette??

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:47 pm

It's a representation of my penis of course!

migdd · Post by **migdd** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:48 pm

Good man!

johnfoyle · Post by **johnfoyle** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:09 pm

littletriggers · Post by **littletriggers** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:30 pm

Hasn't this thread limped to a close yet ! Nice pix though .

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:36 pm

It's still got a hardcore following.

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:42 pm

Jackson Monk wrote:Sorry....I assumed Boy With a Problem was out of the running - I'm sure I don't need to say why

Hey now! I was made aware of this at a secret meeting of the board elite last Friday - and I was going to ignore it, but I see the thread has been res-erected.

Anyway - that's really not the problem.

and check out my fly ride -

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:06 pm

It's by Joan Miro, you know.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:41 am

Given that I have not been on this Board for a long time, I am impressed (or worried) that somebody voted for me

I'm sure somebody said to me once "That looks like a penis but smaller"

ReadyToHearTheWorst · Post by **ReadyToHearTheWorst** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:38 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:

It's by Joan Miro, you know.

But, surely that's 'Woman and Bird'? So, no dick, 'cept in the eye of the beholder.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:40 pm

Why do I get the feeling that everyone is voting for themselves on this one? And even more worrying who the hell is voting for others and why?? If anyone is getting a free viewing I want one!! And where is Copenhagen Fan - this is right up his alley in more ways than one!!!!!

Its a very interesting thread! Now didnt someone say it's quality not quantity that counts? (obvioulsy someone with a small one)

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:45 pm

ReadyToHearTheWorst wrote:But, surely that's 'Woman and Bird'? So, no dick, 'cept in the eye of the beholder.

Dona i ocell, indeed. A friend visiting me in Barcelona exclaimed 'It's a phallus with a piece of squid on top.' It's a very phallocentric reading of womanhood, if you ask me.

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:06 pm

Inane thread.
Good fun in fantasyland, I suppose.

Guess this is the epitome of the "dumbing down the board" thread.

For the record, however I am huge...most use the term gargantuan, but a few lucky ladies have screamed "beyond belief", then holler out at the critical moment of bliss:
"I hang around dying to be tortured
You'll never be alone in the bone orchard"

Ahh but I am alone in the bone orchard, and yet, I can't even "write in" my prowess and endowment from God above.

When I referred to the board elite, I was referring to...

Nevermind. This is virgin territory for me, so I will keep my verbal thrusts flaccid and limp.

As homage to my gifts, I have written a song entitled "My Tumescence" sung to the melody of Squeezes' "In Quintessence":

He expands himself into double vision
Leaves his mind on a major vision,
Thinks he's invented gargantuanation
Says that God is some relation.
He leaves his cigarette burning on the desk
His clothes and bulges make up such a mess,
Sitting up in bed penis head on his chest
In tumescence..
He and his friends sit around all evening
Leaving their splatter upon the ceiling,
Seems so funny yet it leaves me spawning
Then I find it's the following morning.
He says his girlfriend lives too far away
Missing huge opportunitiy while dreaming of the day,
His tool of romance slides itself away
In tumescence.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:02 am

Good to see you located your inner teenager.

thepopeofpop · Post by **thepopeofpop** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:23 am

Otis Westinghouse wrote:
thepopeofpop wrote:I wonder if putting "Elvis Costello's penis" in a thread would make it better, or worse. I remember Mary Tyler Moore saying that phrase on Saturday Night Live back in '89.
What caused her to do so? Was it on display at the time?

I believe it was some comment on censorship.

In terms of this discussion, all I will say is "I wouldn't want my member to the member of any club that would have it as a member".

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:26 am

heh heh, he said 'member'....

(yes, I chose this picture deliberately)

EarlManchester · Post by **EarlManchester** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:37 am

so lacklustre wrote:

Ah. The water tower in Ypsi -- about a mile from where EC and Bob played a couple weeks ago!
According to my sister, "local legend" has it that it will fall down when a virgin graduates from EMU.

Post by **BlueChair** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:49 pm

Moving this to the Annex...

Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Forum member with the biggest penis

Which EC boy has the largest member?