how dodgy are you?

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how dodgy are you?

Post by miss buenos aires »

I could spend 7.5 years in jail! Or, um, gaol!

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Post by Who Shot Sam? »

I got...

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000

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Post by Mechanical Grace »

I got dubious as well, milquetoast that I am. But check this out:

Years in prison: 0.5
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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Post by mood swung »

Crooked.

Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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Post by BlueChair »

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000
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Post by alexv »

Ouch, 17 years, but surprisingly no fines.
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Post by Mike Boom »

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 24 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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Post by so lacklustre »

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £2000
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Post by mood swung »

how am I getting 66 years and the rest of you felons are getting less than 25?

it was the fishing on sunday, wasn't it?
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Post by Mike Boom »

or the drug smuggling?
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Post by oily slick »

i will not make any tennessee anal sex jokes. i will not make any tennessee anal sex jokes . i will not make any tennessee anal sex jokes.

risky. 1 year in prison. potential fine 7000.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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Post by Fishfinger king »

Upstanding.
I'm such a goody, goody!
Only 5 years and no fines.
Can't you see I'm trying to change this water to wine
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Stop it, OS. I know where you live. And I have punched before.
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Post by Mechanical Grace »

Mike Boom wrote:or the drug smuggling?
I think that's how I managed to get only .5 years but with a possibility of the death penalty...
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26 years and thank god I don't live in Indonesia
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Dodgy. 75 years and 7000 in fines.
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well, thank god someone's in the slammer longer than me!
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Post by oldhamer »

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
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Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

crikey
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Post by Extreme Honey »

King Hoarse wrote:Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

crikey
goes well with the avatar, man.
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Post by Copenhagen Fan »

DOH Crooked!!!!!!!

I'm glad they didn't ask "have you ever pissed on somebody?".
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Post by verbal gymnastics »

51.5 years and a potential £9500 fine. But at least I'll know not to throw a ball at someone's head for fun if I'm ever in New York.

Mind you, anyone who know me knows I'm well dodgy anyway. I know SoLack and it doesn't get any dodgier than that. Unless we bring BWAP into the equation...damn Yankees!
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