Stupid questions

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:42 am

got any stupid questions?

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:52 am

Shut up?

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:02 am

I thought he said "got any stupid questions?", not "got any questions, stupid?".

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:13 am

Oh, sorry, I thought that was a stupid question.

You helped me realize it wasn't.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:25 am

whar wrote:Oh, sorry, I thought that was a stupid question.

That's the idea, stupid.

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:30 am

Yes, it truly is the idea- but is it the plan?

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:33 am

That is indeed a very stupid question.

So, I should expect whar to catch on far more frequently now..?

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:35 am

A stupid question- but left without an answer, not even a stupid one!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:44 am

A stupid question- but left without an answer

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:06 pm

do you like them french-fried potaters?

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:08 pm

Aren't you glad that Sharon Stone came to Kate Moss' defense? And isn't it silly to get mad at a supermodel for snorting coke in the first place? I thought that was in paragraph 3 of the job description right after "Blow George Clooney."

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:10 pm

mood swung wrote:do you like them french-fried potaters?

Mmmm. I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat. Mmmm.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:57 pm

Do angels have dirty faces?

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:11 pm

If 7-11 stores are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why do they have locks on the doors?

verena · Post by **verena** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:07 pm

Solack, I don't know for sure. Fallen angels would, I imagine.

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:40 pm

Further to Tim(e)'s post above, and adapted from Steven Wright:

While strolling along a city street, a man noticed a shopkeeper locking up his store, while a blinking neon sign in the window displayed "Open 24 Hours...Open 24 Hours." The man inquired of the shopkeeper "Hey, the sign says you are open 24 hours. What's up?" to which the shopkeeper replied"

"Not in a row!"

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:52 pm

And in the spirit of things, further to Mr Average's post above, the following from "Shirt" by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band:

Good morning, could I have this shirt cleaned express, please?
Yes, that'll be three weeks, dearie.

Three weeks? But the sign outside says "59 Minute Cleaners"!
Yes, that's just the name of the shop, luv. We take three weeks.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:48 pm

If prunes are dried plums, how can there be prune juice?

Simarly, if fruits and vegetables (other than avocados and olives) contain no fat, how can there be vegetable oil?

I leave with a quote:

"Children, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people." -- Mr. Garrison

ReadyToHearTheWorst · Post by **ReadyToHearTheWorst** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:55 am

What else can you do with an aspersion, other than cast it?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:36 am

I think flinging them is acceptable as well. Possibly throwing. I don't think they toss well, however.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:57 pm

Is Rick there?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm

isn't Chex Mix supposed to have peanuts in it?

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:11 pm

Where are the accents on this keyboard?

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:22 pm

Yes or No. "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

The best political debate questions that are fired off candidate to candidate often take this form. The head of the DNC, Dr. Howie Dean (last night on Letterman he did his best imitation of the Joker when he said "This Town Needs and Enema" by saying that the he has "diagnosed the problem with the DNC and they need a backbone transplant"), and Carville are very good at formulating these kinds of questions. Hannity tries, but he is a bit too dimwitted to pull it off. He projects his pitches, and as his interviewee's gain an understanding of his modus operandi, they have been laying in wait and scoring big points in debates with Shaun-o.