Wake up you footy fans!!!

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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby so lacklustre » Fri May 08, 2009 2:08 am

How should I fuck off oh master?
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Fri May 08, 2009 6:37 am

so lacklustre wrote:How should I fuck off oh master?


I could say I'm kidding just like you do every time you act like an ass.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Jackson Monk » Fri May 08, 2009 7:44 am

Who Shot Sam? wrote:
Otis Westinghouse wrote:Rome here we come!

Sick of these overrated show ponies and their God of football bullshit. Cheating bastards and their bent refs. Good luck.


To be honest, I tend to agree with this. Chelsea (like Man Utd last year) proved that Barca are not all that really. Chelsea should have won and have the ref and their own poor finishing to blame, not to mention their negativity in the 1st leg - when will teams realise that 0-0 away is not a great result in the CL. :?

Barca and Arse are very pretty to watch, but it all feels a little superficial with no real bite. Wining in La Liga is one thing, beating Man Utd in the CL Final will be beyond them I think. It pains me to say it, but Utd are on a different planet to the others.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby mood swung » Fri May 08, 2009 8:56 am

yawn.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby so lacklustre » Fri May 08, 2009 5:02 pm

mood swung wrote:yawn.


Have you been thinking about Chelsea?
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Fri May 08, 2009 7:19 pm

Not long ago La Liga and Serie A were where it was at, now the Prem is master. Feels good to be a lfelong fan of its masters.

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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Fri May 08, 2009 10:52 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Not long ago La Liga and Serie A were where it was at, now the Prem is master. Feels good to be a lfelong fan of its masters.

Like the red-tinged hue you're acquiring, WSS!


I wouldn't go that far. :D
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Sat May 09, 2009 11:18 am

It's OK, don't resist your natural urges.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Sat May 09, 2009 2:44 pm

Finally, a convincing victory by the red Bulls last night. Took the kids - they seem to being good luck - and we played our best game of the season against a poor San Jose team. 4-1 at halftime and that's how it ended. Mac Kandji looks like he's gonna be a great striker in the league, Rojas scored twice and Angel added one.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Sun May 10, 2009 9:44 pm

so lacklustre wrote:
mood swung wrote:yawn.


Have you been thinking about Chelsea?


Must be. It's so dull watching good teams beat the crap out of Arsenal.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby mood swung » Mon May 11, 2009 7:40 am

We're men! We're manly men!
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I don't care if San Jose is the worst team on earth, either.

And Arsenal. Every time I've watched them play (and to be fair that's less than 5 or 6 times), I expect magic and get 10 dudes kicking the ball around endlessly. But, hey, they do it "with flair".


Apparently you get extra points for that. Who knew?


I'm kidding.


Mostly. :lol:
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Mon May 11, 2009 8:03 am

mood swung wrote:And Arsenal. Every time I've watched them play (and to be fair that's less than 5 or 6 times), I expect magic and get 10 dudes kicking the ball around endlessly. But, hey, they do it "with flair".


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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby so lacklustre » Mon May 11, 2009 1:52 pm

If I were Chelsea this is where I tell you to fuck off and start whining and crying like a baby about bad referee decisions and diving cheating cunts.


But I'll refrain :wink:
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Mon May 11, 2009 4:09 pm

so lacklustre wrote:If I were Chelsea this is where I tell you to fuck off and start whining and crying like a baby about bad referee decisions and diving cheating cunts.


But I'll refrain :wink:


Let it out. You'll feel better. :D
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Mon May 11, 2009 5:30 pm

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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Mon May 11, 2009 6:31 pm

Hmm, can't condone what Drogba did there but I can fully understand it. I did not see that at the time (though I read about it of course). I had switched the TV off and was probably screaming at the wall. Ruud said it well - it's understandable but you have to control your emotions if you're a player in a situation like that.

Drogs is so frustrating. He has the ability to just tear teams apart with his strength and pace but then he pulls something like this that leaves him open to criticism. I don't know what to do about him. If we sold him, who would we replace him with? I can't think of anyone better. On the other hand he's probably going to get a suspension from UEFA so they will have to do something. A lot will depend upon the manager they appoint, I suppose. I'll be sad to see Hiddink go. He's done an excellent job and coolly fixed the mess that Scolari left.

Oh well still the FA Cup to play for. I'm sure you fuckers will all be supporting Everton. Screw the lot of you. :wink:
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Who Shot Sam? » Mon May 11, 2009 6:47 pm

so lack the blackface and fake accent does you no favors...

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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Mon May 11, 2009 7:08 pm

Clinical.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby invisible Pole » Tue May 12, 2009 6:29 am

I love this thread! :lol:
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby PlaythingOrPet » Tue May 12, 2009 9:12 am

How is the Fantasy footie league coming along? I'd check myself but I seem to have forgotten my login. :oops:

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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Boy With A Problem » Tue May 12, 2009 12:03 pm

PlaythingOrPet wrote:How is the Fantasy footie league coming along? I'd check myself but I seem to have forgotten my login. :oops:


You're in grave danger of being relegated to the Clive Gregson Fan Forum Fantasy Football League.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Tue May 12, 2009 3:39 pm

Do I detect a certain lack of dedication?

Insert mail here and send and they'll let you know what you've forgotten:

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/passlook.mc

Can you see this without logging in?:

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=86987

Not too surprisingly, Norfolk Enchance are last at present, some 580 points behind Inv Pole's leaders. I've put the hours in, but had a crap season due to repeatedly poor judgement, lots of bad luck, and admittedly too much of a Ronaldo fixation. Mid table here, and a shocking 13th at work.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby so lacklustre » Tue May 12, 2009 3:55 pm

Pole is a tough nut to crack. I've being trying in vain to close the gap but he keeps making the right moves. He must be fucking cheating somehow, or maybe he just has God on his side :lol: .

Fixations quite often lead to on masturbatory behaviour over pictures of the fixatee. This can often lead on to stalking etc. I doubt you're at the stalking stage yet, but I bet you wank over Wonaldo.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Otis Westinghouse » Tue May 12, 2009 5:20 pm

I fancy the arse off him, but I don't wank over him. I don't wank over anybody, I'm too grown up.
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Re: Wake up you footy fans!!!

Postby Boy With A Problem » Fri May 15, 2009 5:12 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:I fancy the arse off him, but I don't wank over him. I don't wank over anybody, I'm too grown up.


Well - wanking over Ronaldo is a bit far fetched. But to make the statement that you don't wank over anybody is kind of incredulous. (I mean figuratively "wank over") - Certainly you aren't too old to have a wank! In my realm there's usually an object of fantasy - some imagery if you will, incorporated into the act - normally an image of a real life person! (Maybe you mean your too grown up to wank over a celebrity - though admit that picture that faithful posted of the Queen excited you just a little bit.)

Wasn't Larry David creeped out by his manager Jeff admitting that he was thinking about Cheryl during the act?
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