Thanks for pointing that out doofer. I do admit to running a load of laundry, then posting. Washing dishes, then posting. Making beds, then posting. It was the hubby's idea to put this damned computer so handy where I had to pass by it all the time.
Besides, I love you people. And my messages are usually not very long anyway.
And I've been posting a bunch of pics for you, too, Doof!!!!!
A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
Well, once I start training for my new job (forced inter-office transfer, damn it!! I was very happy where I'm at, but their moving my "client" to a different location, and I can't afford to quit, or relocate) I'll probably be posting much less.
I've tried, but I just can't stop. Chalk it up to a massive ego, a fervent will, a practiced talent, a love for Elvis, and an ass-kicking high-speed satellite connection.
My husband convinced me that DSL would change the way I worked on the computer and I never believed him until we got it. I don't know how we lived without it now. I can have up so many windows at one time - balancing a checkbook, paying bills online, and posting on this site all at the same time. High speed does kick ass, Rope!
Okay, just went and had a look, and here are the top twenty numerical posters. Sad bastards us. If it were counting number of words I guess rope would be top!
1 spooky girlfriend Huntsville, Alabama 02 Jun 2003 243
2 sulkygirl The Absolute Armpit of the USA--Yakima, Washington (***cough***) 05 Jun 2003 195
3 Otis Westinghouse Cambridge, England 03 Jun 2003 182
4 A rope leash southern misery, USA 13 Jun 2003 180
5 Jackson Doofster Some far flung Canadian Club 03 Jun 2003 172
6 BlueChair Toronto, Canada 02 Jun 2003 169
7 noiseradio Dallas, TX 03 Jun 2003 169
8 PlaythingOrPet The Swan 04 Jun 2003 153
9 so lacklustre Hampshire, England 03 Jun 2003 151
10 SweetPear 04 Jun 2003 148
11 LessThanZero Kalamazoo 05 Jun 2003 147
12 selfmademug Boston, usually 03 Jun 2003 142
13 Gillibeanz England 11 Jun 2003 136
14 bambooneedle On a shellac of Chopin 03 Jun 2003 130
15 mood swung cave, utah/tennessee 05 Jun 2003 119
16 taz 02 Jun 2003 115
17 Copenhagen Fan København, DK 11 Jun 2003 108
18 Poppet Boston, MA USA 03 Jun 2003 103
19 oily slick St. Louis 03 Jun 2003 80
20 DrJ Dublin, Ireand. 04 Jun 2003 70
Actually, I look at those statistics all the time, or at least mine. I make a conscious effort to keep my average posts per day number under two. Somehow that makes me feel like even more of a nerd than if I didn't pay any attention and racked up some outrageous number of posts.
Suddenly I feel all inadequate...I was numero uno before the reptile on the FIRST board for quitre a while but it is really the Shabbster who owns the crown...
Oh jeepers, watch the neuroses fly...! Know what I did to avoid having to hear what my class rank was in high school? Dropped out!! Highly effective....
Message Board Envy strikes again! This is a serious condition and requires compulsory admission to hospital for assessment and possibly treatment. (MHA 1983 Section 2)
"But they can't hold a candle to the reciprical war crimes which have plagued our policy of foriegn affairs."
In accordance with public opinion, I post less frequently. Below the average.
I will change my screen name to "1.645 Standard Deviations left of the Mean" or "sub-Gaussian".
The poster formerly know as Mr. Average and, good forbid, that horrible guy named draperdan (cleverly disquised transpositional code involving my first and last names).
