Top 5 most patronising phrases used by people on this board

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sat May 01, 2004 3:57 pm

1. 'Deal with it'
2. 'Get over it'
3. 'Live with it'
4. 'I'm a musician and I think that stealing other people's music is cool'
5. 'Get a life and move on'

NB. Number 4 is especially irritating when there is little or no evidence to support the statement.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sat May 01, 2004 6:02 pm

Oh Gilli what terrible taste in everything you have!!

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Sat May 01, 2004 6:16 pm

Jackson Monk wrote:Number 4 is especially irritating when there is little or no evidence to support the statement.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sat May 01, 2004 7:26 pm

"I suggest you watch the news...

"Do some reading...

...dude."

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sat May 01, 2004 11:11 pm

Jackson, give it a break.

Your little cheap shots may be funny to you, but I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to downtalk me. I could give a damn if you don't like my music. I'm damn proud of it, I feel that it gets the point across, especially since the songs were recorded in my bedroom. I get that you have a problem with me, but stop getting personal with me, please.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sun May 02, 2004 6:59 am

I don't have a problem with you at all. I have a problem meeting deadlines at work, finding the extra cash for my new car, eating sprouts. the impact you have on my life is minimal. I actually applaud your enthusiasm and for someone to set up a whole website to talk about themself shows real dedication. I am truly impressed.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sun May 02, 2004 7:01 am

Gilli

I think that your taste is great. It's your taste and that is all that matters. Be true to yourself.....what a terrible phrase that is.....must have been watching too much daytime TV

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sun May 02, 2004 8:22 am

Weren't they all used by noiseradio, Doofs?

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sun May 02, 2004 10:05 am

Jackson Monk wrote:I don't have a problem with you at all. I have a problem meeting deadlines at work, finding the extra cash for my new car, eating sprouts. the impact you have on my life is minimal. I actually applaud your enthusiasm and for someone to set up a whole website to talk about themself shows real dedication. I am truly impressed.

(http://www.purevolume.com is a website with hundreds of bands, I didn't set up a whole website to talk about myself. i uploaded my mp3s so that they could be heard.)

Yeah, I shouldn't have expected anything more than sarcasm from you. Just leave me alone from here on out.

tokyo vogue · Post by **tokyo vogue** » Sun May 02, 2004 10:58 am

Ah, Teh Wank pays a visit. Hee

Keep going, this is pretty funny.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Sun May 02, 2004 2:07 pm

POP please replace your avatar with a photo of yourself. the current one is driving me mad. i used to look forward to your all too infrequent posts; now i fear them. afraid to examine closely, at first i thought he was masturbating; then i thought he was picking his nose. now i see his face is falling off. really.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sun May 02, 2004 7:17 pm

I apologise, Oily, but to replace it with one of myself is not a wise thing. Hows about a hairy man wearing a bra? Just for you.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Sun May 02, 2004 7:43 pm

That ain't any hairy man in a bra, that's Bernard Bresslaw of Carry On fame, those bastions of English comedic cinematic culture. POP can tell you which film, sadly I can't remember. he's huge and hairy, wbut with a ridiculously meek, high voice, and normally plays the hapless innocent who's just got married but ends up horrifying his new bride by ending up in another woman's bra for reasons beyond his control.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Sun May 02, 2004 9:27 pm

PlaythingOrPet wrote:I apologise, Oily, but to replace it with one of myself is not a wise thing. Hows about a hairy man wearing a bra? Just for you.

what the heck does that mean? rarely miffed, am i. i've seen a photo of you and it would be fine. between the two, i think i preferred jacko.

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:03 am

wehitandrun wrote:
Yeah, I shouldn't have expected anything more than sarcasm from you. Just leave me alone from here on out.

But I love exchanging pleasantries with you WHAR. Don't cut me off like this. You know how much I care.

Please don't wash me away with your tool to fix musical hygiene....

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Mon May 03, 2004 11:08 am

JACKSON: I thank you for your kind words. As a lifelong spurs supporter insults are like water off a ducks back to me!

I am what I am
I am my own special creation
So come take a look
Give me the hook or the ovation
It's my world
And I want to have a little pride in
My world
And it's not a place I have to hide in
Life's not worth a damn
Till you can say
I am what I am

...hhhmmm someone should make a song out of those words it could be a hit!!

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:12 pm

.

1. "That's not even how you spell Alison... asshole."
2. "When I met him at El Mocambo, he warned me about people like you."
3. "Blood and Chocolate is a masterpiece. I should know; I cowrote it."
4. "Even Bebe says you suck."
5. "I heard even Cope Fan blushes after reading your posts".

.

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:36 pm

Oh, and I almost forgot the most scathing attack that was pointed directly at me:

"You are such an idiot. I know for a fact that Diana Krall is not and never has been a member of En Vogue!"

That hurt...the condescending SOB.

Post by **BlueChair** » Mon May 03, 2004 8:38 pm

haha.. where was that???

clairequilty · Post by **clairequilty** » Mon May 03, 2004 9:30 pm

Here was another zinger which appalled me.

"I forgive him for Kojak Variety. I forgive YOU for Kojak Variety. And in some strange way, I even forgive KOJAK for Kojak Variety."

That was just plain nutty!

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:25 pm

PlaythingOrPet wrote:Weren't they all used by noiseradio, Doofs?

Slagging people while they're not even around? That's a new low. For the record, I am a musician, but I don't think stealing other people's music is cool. I think paying peope for music you download is cool. And I think if an artist (say Elvis) doesn't want his music downloaded, that should be respected.

Other than that, I can't imagine why you'd associate those phrases with me. Sounds to me like plaything needs to get a life and move on. I mean, if I ever said anything to annoy you, get over it, already. Jeez. It's just words on a page. No need to be hostile. People rub each other the wrong way sometimes. No need to be snooty. Deal with it. I know what's going on here, I think. You're so upset I've been gone, you're lashing out. Well, that's sweet, if kind of sad. As I said, it wasn't personal. I'm just overly busy. And if I'm not around as much, you'll just have to live with it.

--noiseradio

tokyo vogue · Post by **tokyo vogue** » Tue May 04, 2004 12:03 am

*munches popcorn*

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Tue May 04, 2004 2:05 am

(for both of the last two posts)

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Tue May 04, 2004 5:06 am

Who said I was slagging you off, noise?

We sometimes forget the power an intended (or not)

holds, don't we?

Oh, and you're contradicting yourself in that first sentence: you have been/are, quite clearly, 'around'. 'Tis a silly thing to assume I thought otherwise.

Poppet · Post by **Poppet** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:13 am

yo tokyo pal, pass the popcorn!

(don't give in bunny!) hee hee!

is this a double feature?

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