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"`Well, I hope you had a lousy evening.'
`I did,' said Richard. `You wouldn't have liked it. There was a horse in the bathroom, and you know you hate that sort of thing.'"


Thanks Pip. :)
Loving this board since before When I Was Cruel.
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miss buenos aires wrote: Dionysus: sulky girl
Okay, I like that a lot!! I'm the Greek God of plenty (in regard to personal pleasures, fornication, & wine)...my son actually landed this part in a play at the "magnet school" at the age of 9, I LOVED making that costume (and shocking the hell out of some of the other 'parental units')
so lacklustre wrote:No offence meant!!
Gene Simmons - Sulky
Okay, I can live with that...was a big fan of KISS before anyone knew who the hell they even were (and, before they went to hell in a handbasket, so to speak)...Gene is irreverent (to say the least) and has always had a sick/twisted sense of humour...
oily slick wrote: colonel potter--sulky
Hmmm...Oily, care to explain yourself on this one?? Always did like this particular "caricature", and I DO have his temper (sometimes), but, well...why???
PlaythingOrPet wrote: The good folk of Walford (apologies to some of our friends over the water who haven't got a clue):
Janine - sulky
Hell, girl, I DON'T Have a Clue!! Literature reference, please (sounds like a novel I'd like to peruse).

Wish I had the time (and imagination) y'all have...

***sigh***

--sulky

:lol: :? :shock:
"Love can be stranger than fiction..."
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Bobster: that's the best Dostoyevsky joke I've heard (needless to say, it's also the only one).

Plaything: I almost never see any of Eastenders, and when I do, I spend the whole time asking the missus 'Who's that?' and she doesn't know either. We did religiously 10 years ago. There's only about three people in it from then. I did have a laugh the other day watching Barry trying to get fit and thus horny as a by-product, even though his ludicrous missus (who got to be her?) seems to be shagging the black guy almost on the bar of the Queen Vic.

Not sure whether to be impressed or horrified by Alfie. Can't say I like Shane Richie, but then there are some definite comparsions. Born in '64, 6 foot tall, avid Man U fan. Go Shane go!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/charact ... fact.shtml
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Post by Jackson Doofster »

Shane Richie is an avid Man Utd fan ???
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That says it all :roll:
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Post by pip_52 »

You're all very welcome. Im glad you were (for the most part) happy with my choices.

Im sorry, I know I left some people out, it was something like 1:30 in the morning when I did that . . .



Nice joke, Bobster. There ought to be more jokes about famous Russian authors :P
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Wizard of Odd

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Scarecrow - JDooferMonk and Rowe

TinMan -Otis W

Lion - Mr. Misery

Dorothy - Lapinsjolis

Mayor of Munchkinland - NoiseRadio

The Lollipop Guild - Bobster El Vez LCrow

Dorothy - Lapinsjolis

Bad witch East - SelfMade
GoodWitch West - SulkyG

(Remember good and bad are relative terms, and no one is making judgements here).

Selected munchkins - So Like Gilli So Lack Goody2 Mood Spooky Plaything

Toto - LTZ or Pip. I don't know. (Is Toto M or F? I'm just tired of being the dog).

Talking trees: HungStrung Bamboo Oilyslick

Gatekeeper - BlueChair

Wizard - Taz

Everyone else is a flying monkey!
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Anomaly

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Wait a minute. My witches are whacked. Which witch is it that Dorothy lands the house on?

Ding-dong the witch is dead. You know, like the ding-dong of a door bell.

A door bell on a house that's about to land on your ass.
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Well, I *think* the witches are Glenda, the Good Witch of the North; the house-killed Wicked Witch of the East; and the green-faced, monkey-owning Wicked Witch of the West. I'm terribly flattered if I'm the last!!

To say nothing of Elvis Presley AND Flannery O'Connor!! I like the look of my EE alter ego as well...
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Witch hunt

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Okay, casting changes:

Glenda - SelfMade

Assumed to be evil witch of the West - Sulky

Wicked witch East - zbrsnk (!)

But then, Shabbydoll would have to be Dorothy...
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I'm that goofy looking guy that slides open the door?

"You're not seeing the Wizard, no way, no how!"
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Re: Witch hunt

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A rope leash wrote:
Assumed to be evil witch of the West - Sulky
***evil cackle***

I'll get you, my pretty!!!

:twisted:
"Love can be stranger than fiction..."
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Post by Misha »

Rope---I'm the Aunt!!! :lol:

Bobster, I cannot believe that joke....so sad...., but kinda cute....

Here's one from my friends:

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other: This taste funny to you?

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P
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MBA, I think I (Adonis) might turn into Narcissus now, while I watch out for A Rope Leash (Ares) turning into a boar and killing me. SoL, Michael Stipe? Nah, I'd rather be Charles Dickens or a talking tree. Good one, Pip.
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Post by laughingcrow »

Ok my turn...and it's Harry Potter characters...there's sense in most of them, others it's just an excuse to get you in, sorry if I forgot anyone, you can be a mythical beast of your choice! :D

PS...if you haven't read the books..read the books.


Harry Potter...BlueChair
Cho Chang...RedShoes
Ron Weasley...LessThanZero
Hermione...SpookyGirlfriend
Viktor Krum...Dr Spooky
Prof. Snape...A Rope Leash
Prof. Dumbledore...Johnfoyle
Fawkes...Martinfoyle
Hagrid...Otis Westinghouse
Madame Sinistra...Goody2Shoes
Ginny Weasley...Miss Buenos Aires
Prof. Flitwick...DrJ
Gilderoy Lockhart...Mood Swung
Ron Weasley...Copenhagen fan
Fred Weasley...Verbal Gymnastics
Prof. McGonagall...Sulkygirl
Mrs Weasley...Selfmademug
Mr Weasley...So Lacklustre
Bill Weasley...Noiseradio
Nymphadora Tonks...PlaythingorPet
Mad eye moody...Laughingcrow
Remus Lupin...Bambooneedle
Prof. Sprout...Gillibeanz
Sirius Black...Bobster
Mundungus Fletcher...Jackson Doofster
Fleur Delacour...pip_52
Madame Pomfrey...Poppet
Oliver Wood...Gilbert
Neville Longbottom...Taz
Angelina Johnson...SoLikeCandy
Colin Creevy...El Vez
Madame Hooch...Misha
Madame Trelawney...Sweetpear
Prof. Binns...readytoheartheworst
Fluffy...HungupStrungup
Dobby...BoyWithAProblem
Nearly Headless Nick...Who Shot Sam?
Peeves...tokyo vogue
Ludo Bagman...oilyslick
Argus Filch...KingofSpain
Mrs Norris...cbartal
Crookshanks...Elfslut
Hedwig...lapinsjolis
Pidgwidgeon...shabbydoll
Buckbeak...girloutoftime


ADDENDUM...none of these are meant in a negative way, so noone get fussy ok!
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I fucking hate Harry Potter!

But thanks for giving me the lead. :D
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Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

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Misha - How could I forget one of the best scenes? You know, when Auntie Em is in the crystal ball and Dorothy starts pleading: Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Then the wicked witch mocks her. That's gotta be the the shits!

Sure, you can be Auntie Em. It gets you out of flying monkey status, anyway.


Sulky - and my little dog, too?

Who's Harry Potter? How do you keep up with that many characters?
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I fucking don't know who Colin Creevy is!
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My daughter says he is an annoying kid in the books who is always taking pictures of Harry Potter. :?
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Post by El Vez »

Musicians again....

Boy With A Problem - Charlie Rich
Bobster - Randy Newman
BlueChair - Paul McCartney
A Rope Leash - Graham Parker
Miss Buenos Aires - Cat Power (who fucking else, really?)
Otis Westinghouse - Nick Lowe
Bambooneedle - Jon Langford
Taz - Steve Earle
Spooky Girlfriend - Linda Thompson
Copenhagen Fan - Steven Tyler
Oily Slick - John Prine
Noiseradio - T Bone Burnette
Pip_52 - Joe Pernice (sorry to make you an honorary member of the tripod society, Pip! :oops: )
Cosmos - John Hiatt
Tokyo Vogue - Eef Barzelclay
Jackson Doofster - Harry Nilsson
Richard - Warren Zevon
Tim(e) - David Byrne
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Re: Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

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[quote="A rope leash"]

Sulky - and my little dog, too?

{/quote]

"Yes, you...you and your little dog, too!!"
"Love can be stranger than fiction..."
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McCartney... cool.

I'm glad I haven't fallen into the trap of commercialism (yet). :D

Before you know it LessThanZero is going to start circulating BlueChair Is Dead rumours :P

For the record, RedShoes is more of a Linda McCartney than a Heather Mills, though I promise you I won't make her sing on my albums. :D
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T-Bone Burnett? I am truly honored. Best compliment in ages. Thanks!
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Post by lapinsjolis »

Rope-If I'm still Dorothy, thank you. If not can I keep my pair of the ruby slippers?

Laughingcrow- Hedwig! Glorious! Hoot to you.
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BlueChair wrote:For the record, RedShoes is more of a Linda McCartney than a Heather Mills, though I promise you I won't make her sing on my albums. :D
Heheheheh - thanks, babe :lol:
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El Vez wrote:Eef Barzelclay

WHO?

And I don't feel like a poltergeist...


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