Mr Bambooneedle

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so lacklustre
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Mr Bambooneedle

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Mr Bambooneedle
You are so very feeble
You stick your head up your ass
And just let time go past

Bambi o Bambi you Spanish rose
What planet you’re from nobody knows
Your posts are a mystery to all on the board
When you post all the time we all get bored

You try to set up threads of debate
And stupid games that everybody hates
Let’s face it your status is one of the worst
If anyone likes you it would be a first

And now you’re posting less and less
It’s a bit of a relief, I must confess
I’m now going to await your devastating reply
I’m sure it’ll be so funny it’ll make me cry
signed with love and vicious kisses
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Otis Westinghouse
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Post by Otis Westinghouse »

I like Bambi, so there, curmudgeon dude. He has his moments, don't we all, and a penchant for picking an argument over differences of opinion, but he's a singular dude and has been incredibly kind to me in our time and to me is a poster I always like to read.
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Post by verbal gymnastics »

I have no axes to grind and he's been good enough to apologise to me in a PM when he realised he was wrong about something I'd said.

I enjoy his posts as well.

Perhaps he could join us in a London meet up and you can kiss and make up.
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
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Mr. Average
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Post by Mr. Average »

When are nominations accepted for Wanker of the Year, 2006? Have the criteria changed?

A coveted recognition that I will be sad to lose. But I am certain that the brilliance of the selection committe of one, So Lacklustre, will provide a candidate and instant recipient of the prize, and i will pass the torch with a heavy heart.

Or is is a four-year term?
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Post by oily slick »

you get dues-free lifetime club membership in recognition of your outstanding achievements :)
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
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Post by Mr. Average »

...and the best is yet to come...
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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Post by so lacklustre »

Okay, nominations are now open for the 2006 award. There is no rule debarring Mr Average retaining the title. Once you have won the title once though you retain the right to be called a 'bachelor of Wank' for the rest of your life and to have the initials bW after your name.

Nominations by pm please by the end of November.

Yours strokingly

Master of the Wankees
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