Mr Bambooneedle
You are so very feeble
You stick your head up your ass
And just let time go past
Bambi o Bambi you Spanish rose
What planet you’re from nobody knows
Your posts are a mystery to all on the board
When you post all the time we all get bored
You try to set up threads of debate
And stupid games that everybody hates
Let’s face it your status is one of the worst
If anyone likes you it would be a first
And now you’re posting less and less
It’s a bit of a relief, I must confess
I’m now going to await your devastating reply
I’m sure it’ll be so funny it’ll make me cry
Mr Bambooneedle
- so lacklustre
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Mr Bambooneedle
signed with love and vicious kisses
- Otis Westinghouse
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I like Bambi, so there, curmudgeon dude. He has his moments, don't we all, and a penchant for picking an argument over differences of opinion, but he's a singular dude and has been incredibly kind to me in our time and to me is a poster I always like to read.
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more
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- Mr. Average
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When are nominations accepted for Wanker of the Year, 2006? Have the criteria changed?
A coveted recognition that I will be sad to lose. But I am certain that the brilliance of the selection committe of one, So Lacklustre, will provide a candidate and instant recipient of the prize, and i will pass the torch with a heavy heart.
Or is is a four-year term?
A coveted recognition that I will be sad to lose. But I am certain that the brilliance of the selection committe of one, So Lacklustre, will provide a candidate and instant recipient of the prize, and i will pass the torch with a heavy heart.
Or is is a four-year term?
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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- Mr. Average
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- so lacklustre
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Okay, nominations are now open for the 2006 award. There is no rule debarring Mr Average retaining the title. Once you have won the title once though you retain the right to be called a 'bachelor of Wank' for the rest of your life and to have the initials bW after your name.
Nominations by pm please by the end of November.
Yours strokingly
Master of the Wankees
Nominations by pm please by the end of November.
Yours strokingly
Master of the Wankees