Wanker of the Year

This is for all of your writings, songs, pictures or however else you feel like expressing yourself. Have at it!
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so lacklustre
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Wanker of the Year

Post by so lacklustre »

My Name is Mr Average by So lacklustre (aged 42 and 3 quarters)

My name is Mr Average, I am a moral man
I am far more knowing than the average EC fan
I spout forth my ideologies as often as I can
My name is Mr Average, I am a Christian Dan

My name is Mr Average, I do believe in God
When it comes to fighting muslims, Mr Bush sure gets my nod
I can’t stand all you Liberals, Mr Moore you are a sod
My name is Mr Average, I am a fanatical bod

My name is Mr Average, I’m wanker of the year
I feel sorry for so lacklustre, he feels threatened it would appear
And you other spiteful posters are all just full of fear
My name is Mr Average, to God I feel so near

My name is Mr Wanker, I am an average Dan
If it was down to me, So Lack would get a ban
I use wordiness to conquer as often as I can
My name is Mr Wanker, the most knowing EC fan


Merry Christmas
signed with love and vicious kisses
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bambooneedle
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Post by bambooneedle »

That's going a bit far...
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A rope leash
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Jesus Cross and the Cruel Nails

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Beyond the spiteful tone, it has a tight structure and a good rhyme sequence. Add a good beat, and I could dance to it.

Reminds me of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders.

I'm all gooey with this bitter Christmas. What's the gag, people? Santa not coming this year?
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Addendum

Post by A rope leash »

O wait! I get it! It's Festivus!
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King Hoarse
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Post by King Hoarse »

SERENITY NOW!
What this world needs is more silly men.
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Post by bambooneedle »

That's going a bit far...
The signature is what really bothers me. Come on, does anyone here deserve that?
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Post by verbal gymnastics »

bambooneedle wrote:The signature is what really bothers me. Come on, does anyone here deserve that?
Yeah - it should have been me.
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
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Post by bambooneedle »

I'd like to see So Lack and Mr. Average go three rounds....
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Post by verbal gymnastics »

A golfing tournament perhaps :lol:
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
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Post by Otis Westinghouse »

This is where it goes, SLL. When you're ready.
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more
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Post by Mr. Average »

How did I fumble the ball? Where did my campaign fail? I demand a recount. This must be some sort of sick liberal bias.

If Mr. Otis Westinghouse holds the prize, I indeed feel honored to sit, although deposed as the active keeper of the crozier, in his company.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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Post by Otis Westinghouse »

It's mine, all mine. I don't think you've been working hard enough at it, whilst I've spent many nocturnal hours honing my technique to perfection. Is there a trophy you have to send me for my mantelpiece?
There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more
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