Wanker of the Year
- so lacklustre
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Wanker of the Year
My Name is Mr Average by So lacklustre (aged 42 and 3 quarters)
My name is Mr Average, I am a moral man
I am far more knowing than the average EC fan
I spout forth my ideologies as often as I can
My name is Mr Average, I am a Christian Dan
My name is Mr Average, I do believe in God
When it comes to fighting muslims, Mr Bush sure gets my nod
I can’t stand all you Liberals, Mr Moore you are a sod
My name is Mr Average, I am a fanatical bod
My name is Mr Average, I’m wanker of the year
I feel sorry for so lacklustre, he feels threatened it would appear
And you other spiteful posters are all just full of fear
My name is Mr Average, to God I feel so near
My name is Mr Wanker, I am an average Dan
If it was down to me, So Lack would get a ban
I use wordiness to conquer as often as I can
My name is Mr Wanker, the most knowing EC fan
Merry Christmas
My name is Mr Average, I am a moral man
I am far more knowing than the average EC fan
I spout forth my ideologies as often as I can
My name is Mr Average, I am a Christian Dan
My name is Mr Average, I do believe in God
When it comes to fighting muslims, Mr Bush sure gets my nod
I can’t stand all you Liberals, Mr Moore you are a sod
My name is Mr Average, I am a fanatical bod
My name is Mr Average, I’m wanker of the year
I feel sorry for so lacklustre, he feels threatened it would appear
And you other spiteful posters are all just full of fear
My name is Mr Average, to God I feel so near
My name is Mr Wanker, I am an average Dan
If it was down to me, So Lack would get a ban
I use wordiness to conquer as often as I can
My name is Mr Wanker, the most knowing EC fan
Merry Christmas
signed with love and vicious kisses
- bambooneedle
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- A rope leash
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Jesus Cross and the Cruel Nails
Beyond the spiteful tone, it has a tight structure and a good rhyme sequence. Add a good beat, and I could dance to it.
Reminds me of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders.
I'm all gooey with this bitter Christmas. What's the gag, people? Santa not coming this year?
Reminds me of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders.
I'm all gooey with this bitter Christmas. What's the gag, people? Santa not coming this year?
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Addendum
O wait! I get it! It's Festivus!
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- bambooneedle
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- bambooneedle
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How did I fumble the ball? Where did my campaign fail? I demand a recount. This must be some sort of sick liberal bias.
If Mr. Otis Westinghouse holds the prize, I indeed feel honored to sit, although deposed as the active keeper of the crozier, in his company.
If Mr. Otis Westinghouse holds the prize, I indeed feel honored to sit, although deposed as the active keeper of the crozier, in his company.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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