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Postby wehitandrun » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:05 pm

Haha, Elvis is a fatso, you're a fatso... hell, I'm a fatso. We're all fatsos- deal with it.

You said it was a Rock N Roll show, but what I've learned with you is that you confuse the meaning of a lot of things, and I wouldn't be surprised if you figured a Brodskey set to be a "rock n roll show" because Elvis decided to do "My Mood Swings".

I love being a donut "fryer". :roll:
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Postby Mr. Average » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:24 pm

Isn't it more properly "Donut Friar"?

donut fryer...that made me laugh Rope. You are scary even when you are damn funny...

I was joking about the drugs. And no alcohol for me. And as to the other...never mind.
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Postby wehitandrun » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:28 pm

Mr. Average wrote:donut fryer...that made me laugh Rope.


What's funny about it? I am a baker, is that going to be a problem on this board?
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Postby oily slick » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:37 pm

we're not all fatsos.

i was at the same show as rope. it is a big bar. i don't dance. it was hard not to dance.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.

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Postby wehitandrun » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:39 pm

oily slick wrote:we're not all fatsos.

i was at the same show as rope. it is a big bar. i don't dance. it was hard not to dance.


Ohhh, okay, it was a bar show- which are funner than club shows most of the time. I guess it's appropriate that Rope got the spot next to the snotty kid- it helped fuel his mindless rants to me on this board.
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I'm done with this guy...

Postby A rope leash » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:14 pm

Fat and mindless, eh?

Many donuts are fried. Which ones are baked? Why would anyone here hold it against WHAR for being a baker or fryer?

Because he makes and sells a product that is loaded with fat and calories, while at the same time being sumptuously tasty? Or is it because he does this and still thinks that fat jokes are appropriate?

As Oil has noted, it isn't everyone who is overweight. It's not everyone who has a hare-lip. It isn't everyone who is Polish. Amputee jokes can be funny, but they aren't very funny to the amputee. It's especially hurtful when it is directed at a specific person.

We used to laugh at alcoholics. Now, we realize that it isn't funny. Someday, we will realize that being heavy isn't funny, or shameful, just as being thin or demented isn't.

As for my "mindless rants against WHAR", they wouldn't even exist if WHAR did not antagonize The Dog. No doubt they are only "mindless" to WHAR because WHAR has no mind to deal with them. He obviously does not read carefully, or he would have noted that I said I was at a rock and roll show. He skims my text, looks for his name, then responds with some idiotic "insult", thus presenting himself as both ignorant and desperate.

It's a joy.

It's all entertaining enough, I suppose, but WHAR, this time I think we all agree that you should stay down.

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FZ

Postby A rope leash » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:29 pm

There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be free
to sing and dance and love
(dance and love)
There will come a time when every evil that we know will be an evil that we can rise above
(rise above)
Who cares if hair is long or short or sprayed or partly grayed?
We know that hair ain't where it's at
(there will come a time when you won't even be ashamed if you are fat)
WAH WAH WAH WAH

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

diddle-diddle-eet
(diddle-diddle-eet)
diddle-diddle-eet

la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

WAH WAH WAH

There will come a time when everybody who is lonely will be free
to sing and dance and love
(dance and love)
There will come a time when every evil that we know will be an evil
That we can rise above
Who cares if your so poor you can't afford to buy a pair of Mod A-GO-GO stretch-elastic pants?
(There will come a time when you can even take your clothes off when you dance)

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What's the ugliest part of your body?
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But it think it's your mind...


-Frank Zappa Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance, ect..

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Postby Mr. Average » Fri Jan 07, 2005 7:47 pm

No WHAR, I promise it will not be a problem. On my honor.

I was not making fun of you or your job, or belittling the industry. Word association links "Donuts" with "Unhealthy", "Fattening", "Police", "Dunkin' (great branding)". But the word association of "Donut" with "fryer" made me see the stereotype of a Friar...like Friar Tuck, typically depicted as more than a little rotund, and it made me laugh. The words made me laugh, not the occupation wherein someone drops dough into a fryer. Work is work, and you do what you need to do to survive. I would shovel shit in Louisianna to put food on the table. Hell, I would take food to put food on the table for my kids.

My wife and I are overweight. I don't do well with fat jokes. I don't tolerate racial jokes.

Except jokes about male Pulmonologists from New Delia. I laugh at those, I am ashamed to admit.

And I thought this was pretty funny:
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and
that's the law."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire
you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson
-and-
"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the
infant's life without even considering if there is a man on
base."
--Dave Barry
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)

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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 12:42 am

Oh, I understand.
I apologize if my fat jokes offended you.
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Bodies

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:48 am

This was taken about six years ago...

>image deleted in order to relieve creepy sensation caused by proceeding posts<

...I'm in a little better shape nowdays.

I'm heavy, but a lot of it is emotional weight.

Funny joke about the baseball, Mr. Av...reminds me of a certain amputee joke...
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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:31 pm

Who's that hot chick? Is she available?
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Happy Happy

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:37 pm

That's Allison, my dead wife's daughter.

As of yet, she is not of age.

I heard she got real fat.

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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 6:42 pm

You need to get her phone number and pm it to me.
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Never in a million years.

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:19 pm

You want the phone number of my underaged step-daughter?


(555) 123-DIE SCUM

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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:00 pm

That's cold, obi-wan.
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Reality

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:20 pm

You'd love my dead wife's family. Most of them are bitter, angry, alcoholic lawyers. They don't just eat Dunkin donuts, they eat Dunkin Donut franchises.

A part of me thinks that you deserve them, and vice versa.

Another part of me thinks it's pretty creepy that you are romantically aroused by a photograph of a seven year old girl.

Perhaps I should delete it.

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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:57 pm

What's creepy is your desire to emphasize how dead your ex wife is.

About that phone number...
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Death

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:21 pm

My ex-wife isn't really dead. It's just my personal metaphor for her alcoholism. Other folks on this board have known that for some time, I suppose.

I now suspect that you are not the young innocent. You are an overweight, middle-aged pedophile, talking young to attract victims.

I wouldn't give anyone's telephone number to any anonymous entity on a message board, much less that of a family member. What the Hell makes you think I would? I take this sort of thing very seriously. You want to date my ex-wife's daughter based on a photograph of her as a total child. That's all you know of her, and you want her telephone number?

That's sick, buddy... I think that's sick, whoever you are.

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Postby wehitandrun » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:24 pm

It's true. You got me.

I am an overweight, middle aged pedophile... just look!
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Now gimme the dang number!
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That's a photograph of me, stupid...

Postby A rope leash » Sat Jan 08, 2005 9:42 pm

No, that is not you. That is a photo of the person that controls a rope leash. In other words, that's me, a person who is disgusted with folks who want to date seven-year old girls.

Everyone here recognizes the photo. You can't just say "I know you are, but what am I" when it comes to pedophila.

I've chosen to give up my image here in many forms. To have one of those images thrown back to me in such a amateurish way is the highlight of my evening. I'm a good looking bastard and I always will be.

What we don't have is a nice photo of WHAR. Perhaps he posts my image for his as a way of becoming handsome like me. In any case, I'd really like to see him as he is.

WHARts and all...

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Postby Copenhagen Fan » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:37 am

WHAR I think it's a cheap shot to call people flabby and try to put them down for their own appearance. Rope was a 70's god in his day, you gotta have respect for that! And by the way, don't get too cocky kid and try to put down older guys like us. I just turned 39 and am feeling sensitive! I think I'll try to buy a Porsche before I'm 40.

I am otherwise enjoying your guys' pissing contest!
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Postby cosmos » Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:52 am

There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl
He's always at home with his back to the wall
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross
And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man

Give a moment or two to the angry young man
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand
He's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstood
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good
And he sits in a room with a lock on the door
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor
And he likes to be known as the angry young man

I believe I've passed the age
Of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight
I once believed in causes too
I had my pointless point of view
And life went on no matter who
Was wrong or right

And there's always a place for the angry young man
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks
But his honor is pure and his courage as well
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man

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Postby BlueChair » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:10 am

Amen
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.

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Postby mood swung » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:19 am

in '82 I was the young one in the bunch
initiation started and it ended with a punch
as I got older I got scars to prove my worth
more times than others I fell face first in the dirt



and rope, get thee to the pre-sale if you be coming to knoxangeles.
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Postby Copenhagen Fan » Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:06 am

JESUS WHAR..you have a giant pumpkin head and look like a bloated Sid Vicious :lol:
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