Just for the fun of it

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Just for the fun of it

Postby ice nine » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:57 pm

Let's combine Elvis' songs together to make a new song.

Tokyo Shipbuilding
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
- M. Twain

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Postby Mr. Average » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:13 pm

I Don't Want to Go to A Town Called Big Nothing
Accidents will Button My Lip
Goon Shaped Bruise
Lipstick Clings Like Ivy
Beyond Toledo
Welcome to the Little Hitlers
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Postby invisible Pole » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:22 pm

I'll Wear It Like Ivy
Blame It On The Delivery Man
Can You Be Psycho ?
and finally (nothing personal :D )
I Hope You're Happy Now Spooky Girlfriend
If you don't know what is wrong with me
Then you don't know what you've missed

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Postby stormwarning » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:59 pm

Beyond Bedlam
Uncomplicated Shadows
Oliver's Shoes
So Like Spooky Girlfriend

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Postby spooky girlfriend » Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:21 pm

My Little Almost Blue Window
Man out of Needle Time
Country Fireworks

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Postby verbal gymnastics » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:54 am

I Want You In Another Room
Either Side of the Same Town Cryer
What's So Funny About Peace In Our Time
Let Them All Kid About It
Chelsea (Colour of the Blues)

The possibilities here are huge!!!
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Postby so lacklustre » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:51 am

She's pulling out the big boys
signed with love and vicious kisses

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Postby Boy With A Problem » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:43 am

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Deep Dark Different Finger
Shoes Without Warning
Watch Your Satellite
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Postby oily slick » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:31 am

Opportunity to be Dumb
Dr. Luther's Mistake
Mouth in the House
Inch by Inch Within Her
I'm not concerned about the very poor.

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Postby so lacklustre » Sat Dec 18, 2004 12:16 pm

You'll Never Be a Horse
Big Sister's Bodies
I Wanna Pump It Up
Green Sour Milk
20% Zero
Why Can't A Man Dance
Spooky Hoover
Moods for tart
Radio Radio Radio Silence
Tear Off Your Own Bodies
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Postby bambooneedle » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:22 pm

Dedicated to Mr. Average (It's intended to be satirical. Humourous. Just like Mr. Average when he's not being passive aggressive, which is obviously a lot of the time. I hope my degree of disclosure about this is forgiven, but I'm trying very hard not to be passive aggressive. It's just not my style, though I'm remarkably tolerant of those for whom it seems to be a passion - they can't help that they're so cruelly sexually repressed).

I Hope You're Needled Now
A Man Out Of Time Called Big Nothing
Episode Of Battered
Shot With His Own Pretty Words
Watch Your Step (don't have to change that one to be hilariously funny like Mr. Average).
Just About Glad Clowntime Is Over
Dr. Beaten To The Punch's Assistant (that would be me)

that'll do... can't be bothered expending any more precious energy on what may be misconstrued by the paranoid as hate, whoever they may be. Because hate is congruent with something within them, only they haven't put the name on it yet. So it's out of their control, despite their denials... I guess if they don't know by now nobody's going to tell them. But, actually, I wouldn't know.
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Postby Mr. Average » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:34 pm

Kudo's to So Lacklustre for the best of the bunch. Very creative, and I chuckled out loud. Thanks.

I usually don't participate in these silly threads, but this one has been most enjoyable. I find myself combining movie titles with my daughter and we laughed into the night last night with some outrageous screen plays, notably, one that we came up with for a faux film called "Intolerable Dynamite and Her Sisters". Directed by John Woo and Woody Allen. Screenplay: Michael Moore.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)

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Postby bambooneedle » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:39 pm

Mr. Average, I'm glad that you seem to have decided to back off from your attempted stir ups and that things are back to normal now.

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Postby Mr. Average » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:52 pm

No stir ups here Mr. Bamboo. I won't attempt to match wits with you or spar with you. I am a bit mystified by your comments, as I feel that they are entirely undeserved.

I really do look forward to reading your posts when on point. When the tide turns, and for whatever reason you decide to attack, I concede. You win.

I think that you would be a very interesting person to meet. I am sure that you don't share the sentiment. Ironically, I think we would hit it off. Strange as it may sound, I think the same of Ms. Mug, who I have irritated and angered, but I always look forward to her posts.

I am really not sure how this all got started, but I'm waving the white flag.

Vote for Pedro.
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Postby noiseradio » Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:22 am

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I'm Not Dumb
Brilliant Miss Macbeth
Crawling to Paradise
Living in the USA
Pads, Paws, and Understanding
(What's So Funny About) (the Bugs Are Taking Over)
My Little Almost Blue Chair
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Postby bambooneedle » Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:59 pm

Mr. Average wrote:No stir ups here Mr. Bamboo. I won't attempt to match wits with you or spar with you. I am a bit mystified by your comments, as I feel that they are entirely undeserved.


Can't you see that they're out of some kind of regard, love even? I could have been coldly indifferent but I'm wasn't. That and you being mystified about it is the price I pay for having to resort to subjecting you to ridicule if it's called for.

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Postby Mr. Average » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:09 am

With all due respect, I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

And I really hope that you don't feel compelled to clarify.

Again, Happy Holidays and A Prosperous and Healthy New Year
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)

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Postby King Hoarse » Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:25 am

This was a lot of fun, especially lacklustre's contributions. You'll Never Be A Horse has got to hurt. Hahaha. Here are some more:

Turning The Town Straight
I Can't Stand Up For Worthless Shoes
Home Is Anywhere You Dangle Your Club
Two Little Atoms
Oliver's Inch
Must You Throw Swine In My Face?
(What's So Funny -Bout) Accidents?
You Little Horse
She's Pulling Out The Pear
Unwanted Triggers
Less Than 20%
I Want Your Chair-Shaped Big Toe
Battered Old Tart At The Birthday Party
Human Hitlers
The Greatest Miss
A Town Called Filthy Bedroom
What this world needs is more silly men.

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Postby MegJS » Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:26 pm

(I Don't Wna To Go To) Boy With A Problem
Let Them All Dangle
Big Tears Before Crawling To The USA
Welcome To The Shallow Grave
Beaten To Blue
Daddy, You'll Never Be A Man
Psycho Plays Around
(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Big Sisters Clothes
Deep Dark Truthful Zero
She's Pulling Out My Lip
My Red Shoes Keep Talking In The Dark
The Name Of This Thing Is Bama Lama Bama Loo
Either Side Of The Same Blonde
The Hoover I Burned
Blame It On My Science Fiction Twin
Tear Off Your Own Pads, Paws And Claws
20% Broken
I'm Your Hell
Libraries filled up with failed ideas
There's nothing more for me there
I trust in tender ink and gentle airs

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Postby verbal gymnastics » Mon Apr 11, 2005 5:45 am

This is a great thread!

Have you been to my house Meg? - The Hoover I Burned is not ficticious...
It’s such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

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Postby anjabro » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:18 am

Put your big toe in Allison

Honey are you straight,or can I turn this...

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Postby bambooneedle » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:50 am

This is a great thread!


Not for everybody it wasn't, which I partly regret.

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Re: Just for the fun of it

Postby verbal gymnastics » Sat Feb 16, 2019 8:15 am

For some reason so lacklustre’s “You’ll never be a horse” came into my head and I searched to find this thread. I don’t think a post on this forum has ever made me laugh so much!

Feel free to add to it - the last post was in 2005 so there are even more permutations :lol:
It’s such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

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Re: Just for the fun of it

Postby Mr. Getgood » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:35 pm

Imperial Bedlam.
I love you just as much as I hate your guts.

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Re: Just for the fun of it

Postby Mr. Getgood » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:55 pm

(The Angels Want To Wear My) Green Shirt.
I love you just as much as I hate your guts.


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