Meeting the man of my dreams

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Meeting the man of my dreams

Postby Gillibeanz » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:17 pm

Hello

I am a lovely English woman hoping to meet the man of my dreams so I can get married and get a British passport. Wait a minute I already have one!! :shock:

OK an American or Canadian will do. I will make a good wife and hope to fulfil all my aspirations. I have many friends looking to have affairs too! I don't have a website yet but when I do I will post it on here in the wrong thread just to piss you all off

PS Call me Tatianna
COME ON YOU SPURS!!

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Postby stormwarning » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:52 pm

Have you been drinking again Gilli ?

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Postby sulkygirl » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:18 am

Of course she has, you silly sod...

***hic***

Incidentally, so have I.... :roll:
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Postby Copenhagen Fan » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:23 am

So Gilly ...does this mean that you're finally ready for the all encompassing, proverbial hot beef injection???! HOT DAMN :lol:
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Postby Gillibeanz » Fri Jul 23, 2004 6:02 am

COPE: I dont know what you mean im sure - being a lovely English woman and all that!

STORMW/SULKY: Drinking? Me? I have no such terrible vices! I wont cost you much to marry me and im good at all the important things like ironing........ and did I mention im desperate? :lol:

OH NO! I sense Blues finger hovering over the delete button...... AARRGGHHH! :lol:
COME ON YOU SPURS!!

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Postby laughingcrow » Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:06 am

:lol:

You go get them Russkis Gill!

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Postby ice nine » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:33 am

Gilli-

I will marry you. Why not......

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Postby verbal gymnastics » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:23 am

Gilli - I'd marry you but alas I am already taken. Quite why I don't know. Or how.

Maybe we should start a new thread on how we would sell ourselves if we were to advertise ourselves on the board.

Could be fun!
It’s such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

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Postby miss buenos aires » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:30 am

Can't we just do it here?

Lovely single lady seeks underweight francophile. Poor posture, eyesight a plus. Turn-ons: eight hours of sleep, Hello Kitty, wigs. Turn-offs: poor grammar, tardiness, eating with one's hands.

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Postby migdd » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:28 am

MBA, I may know the man of your dreams depending on which Franco you are refering to - Jesus or Generalissimo Francisco!!

The eyesight thing might get us in trouble also!

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Postby miss buenos aires » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:31 am

migdd--Is he on Friendster?

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Postby migdd » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:25 pm

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

. . .what's Friedster?

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Postby migdd » Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:47 pm

No, MBA, I'm afraid he's not. Spends most of his time in his basement, watching Lorna the Exorcist over and over again. Oh, and did I mention he's middle-aged (45) and married with children! I'm sure this is sounding less appealing all the time. He's also not so underweight anymore.

But he IS a francophile!

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Postby Copenhagen Fan » Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:19 am

Miss BA....does one get anything on Friendster??!!!!
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