I happened to get out of work early today and found my fat ass on the treadmill watching The Sharon Osbourne show, when her guest Tom Arnold came on.
I gotta tell ya, their appearances (Elvis and Tom, that is) are becoming strangely similar.
Has anyone else noticed this?
I finally realized that this all made sense because they were both formerly married to Rosanne (in a threeway ceremony, however, where Elvis was considered the "secretary").