Another Caption Needed!

Pretty self-explanatory
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Another Caption Needed!

Postby spooky girlfriend » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:25 pm

Pip suggested this one needed a caption also. It's got so much potential!

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Elvis: "You're going to put what in my where?"

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Postby BlueChair » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:34 pm

Elvis: "EEEP! That tickles"
This morning you've got time for a hot, home-cooked breakfast! Delicious and piping hot in only 3 microwave minutes.

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Postby Mr. Average » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:40 pm

"In spite of the fact that he has worked hard to mask the limitation through lip-reading, Ms. Krall inadvertantly exposes his hearing impairment by screaming reporters questions directly into his ear."

-or-

"Hit me with your rhythm stick...hit me...HIT ME!!!"
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Postby pip_52 » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:19 pm

Diana: "So, I was talking with my sister . . ."

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Postby ice nine » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:31 pm

'Sorry, I was born without a tongue.'
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
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Postby Branst » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:48 pm

Elvis: "Honey, do you really want to do this HERE???"

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Postby RedShoes » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:58 pm

Elvis suddenly realized the microphone was picking up every word as he noticed the reporters beginning to blush…

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Postby Branst » Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:07 pm

Is it me or is there something written on the front side of her hand?

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Postby crash8_durham » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:09 am

Honey, you didnt wash behind your ears......and that beard!!!

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Postby oily slick » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:36 pm

bruce got hit by a bus?!
I'm not concerned about the very poor.

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Postby wehitandrun » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:38 pm

"Elvis is sensitive."
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Postby cbartal » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:12 pm

"Elvis, keep still my darling. They've decided to run a movie trailer on your forehead."

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Postby Mr. Misery » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:07 am

"Ear comes the bride."
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I've had you so many times but somehow I want more.

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Postby laughingcrow » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:26 am

Her attempts at the Vulcan death grip going awry, Diana opted for the Praying Mantis's method, and started to eat her mate.

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Postby Toy Soldier-Scaremonger » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:06 am

I've told you before Elvis: if you're gonna shave, shave your whole face; otherwise just let it all grow!

I was laughing at everyone's captions but I think the best was Oily Slick's!
:lol:
I can't remember being any younger.

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Postby Misha » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:37 pm

"Barney's is having a sale on shoes....

Oh, and I'm not wearing panties..."

:D :D :shock: :shock:
Where are the strong?

Who are the trusted?

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Postby crash8_durham » Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:37 pm

He who acts silly gets a wet willy!!!!!!!!

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Postby verbal gymnastics » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:30 am

Darling, I think Elton's got a thing for you...
It’s such a shame you had to break the heart you could have counted on

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Postby Watching_Detectives » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:36 pm

Misha wrote:"Barney's is having a sale on shoes....

Oh, and I'm not wearing panties..."

:D :D :shock: :shock:


Hehehe.
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It only took my little finger to blow you away.

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Postby wehitandrun » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:46 pm

Watching_Detectives wrote:"Barney's is having a sale on shoes....

Oh, and I'm not wearing panties..."



I dunno who she'd think she was surprising. That's an expectation.





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Postby pip_52 » Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:32 pm

"Darling . . . I have a window."

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Postby spooky girlfriend » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:46 am

"Sting has been hit by a bus?"

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Postby ReadyToHearTheWorst » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:24 pm

"Please, get this Sarah Ferguson off me!"
"I'm the Rock and Roll Scrabble champion"

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Postby oily slick » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:48 pm

"honey, i have an appointment to have my neck ironed"
I'm not concerned about the very poor.

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Postby Gillibeanz » Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:29 pm

ELVIS: "You spent how much on singing lessons????"

DIANA: "Didn't I mention it before we got married? - I dont do oral sex"
COME ON YOU SPURS!!


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