Elvis Costello Fan Forum

I've been to Vacaville! Knotts Berry Farm! big prison!

Bambooneedle wrote

That certain people, who want to get all emotional and too personal in PMs, can't be trusted.

I think you're trying to bullshit a bullshitter, Mr. Needle. Another true thing: All men are liars.

well, Happy 4th to you to, rope! let's all be patriotic and get out there and grill some animal flesh, drink some beer, shoot some fireworks, etc! etc! the great american way--blow something up! and get drunk doing it!

congrats to the both of you!

just wave that pickle at elvis and mesmerize him while repeating 'you want to do a show in knoxville...you want to do a show in knoxville...you must do a show in knoxville or diana will turn into nick nolte...', OK? Thanks.

well, cbartal, you are the Guru of the Taste, are you not?

why they could be twins of the Proclaimers! the Foyles that is, not Spooks and the mister.

Olivia is the most beautiful woman on this board.

I'm in.

sounds to me like this message board--half seduced and half wanting him to rock out. I would love to be there...

I always thought Sinead O'Conner was utterly stunning when she had no hair--esp. in black and white pics. She looked so vulnerable and she has incredible features. But it's not a good look for my mom, after chemo.

Miss B A, maybe he's just funnier in english. I did have to say a very Rabelaisian picture came into my mind when Jackson Doofster wrote about laying slabs in the garden. I envy you the Voltaire--wish I could read it en francais. PBS got me hooked on him when I was in high school.

SweetPear, I thought your replies during the 'incident' were excellent and strong but non-combative. I enjoy reading your posts! Do not commit fan forum harikari! I know what it's like hearing that deafening silence after you post your wittiest remarks, but I keep coming back for more. It feeds my n...

Taz, are you the type of guy who likes to roam around? Do they call you The Wanderer?

that is kind of Animal House, then! But if she makes you happy....what more can you ask?

I'll have to try the strawberry Loreal--they're worth it! My oldest is little Cinnamon Girl--she's going to be gorgeous. The youngest is a Creamsicle, also going to be gorgeous, but with an attitude.

I don't have to read Rabelais, but I should be working very very hard, writing checks and posting tax deposits and working on the quarterly taxes and mailing the freaking payroll... but here I am. I'd like to be reading Rabelais--he's pretty funny if I remember right. Don't jump off the terrace, Mis...

well, you'd better keep it under your hat, Cope, or someone will ask to see your membership card!

Photos will be posted. eventually. maybe I'll post one of me and slick together!

everybody, all together, start thinking 'southern leg...southern leg...southern leg' and all my dreams might come true.

Inquiring minds want to know.... Doof, what kind of shampoo do you use on the kids? My kids always seem to smell like wet dogs after a bath. Poppet, has the AC been out? what hell for you! It's been about 90 here...but today is leftover hurricane Bill or Bob or Billy Bob. Costellopunk, just how youn...

saw Steve Earle on Sessions at West 54th last night--well, two songs anyway, and I can testify to the fact that he is not handling the balding thing well altho' his is the most unique take on the combover I've ever seen. How many balding dudes have grown their bangs out and whipped them over the shi...

Blue, now that you're back home, are you maladjusted or unadjusted?

your way is my way, but we are both wrong, I think.

seems to me like he's heading more west than north in his personal life...maybe this is his Sinatra record. I can't wait!

I saw Noise on there and thought you were putting all of us on the cover!!!

It looks fabulous!!!!!! Great work!!!

alleged blonde??? I'm absolutely glowing...makes me feel all Thelma and Louise. 8) My son likes DMB a lot, so that means I can't (reverse generation gap), but I did like one or two of his that I heard on the radio...and I understand that he encourages his fans to tape his shows, which I find very r...

I hit the peroxide last night.