Elvis Costello Fan Forum

I wonder if anyone else has thought about writing a spoof of Thank You For Smoking about the birth control industry. The title? Thank You For Fucking.

I prefer stealing them from babies. And then puching said babies till they go squish. I like it when they go squish.

Oh, and in a case of pearls before swine, Jeff "The Squid & The Whale" Daniels is playing a supporting role in the Robin Williams tax write-off RV. Other than Oily, I wonder how many people watch the trailer for that film and go "My God, it escaped from the 80's!"

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For some reason, this reminds me of the scene in Undiscovered Country where Nimoy gives Kim Cattrall's Lt. Valeris what's for.

And I love Jason Schwartzman for life but I hope that I never have to see him cast as a hyper-brainy, existential version of Jon Cryer's Ducky ever again. I don't mind... Well, yeah, but I suspect that your ability to rough it here is similar to my easygoing acceptance of Catherine Keener in the br...

That's right and I will not hesitate to beat your ass with Ned Beatty's shoe either!

Got around to seeing Shopgirl and, to quote the horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No sir, I didn't like it." The one thing I will say for it was that it was great to see Claire Danes knock it out of the park and hopefully it reminded some casting directors that she was the next Streep not that...

Guy goes to see his doctor and say "Doc, I'm worried. I think my wife has either TB or VD but I don't know which."

The doctor thinks about it for awhile and then replies "Chase her around the room a couple of times. If she coughs, fuck her."

Richard Thompson's Rumor & Sigh and The Old Kit Bag (mainly for "A Love That Can't Survive") , Morrissey's Viva Hate! (I'm a Morrissey virgin so this is kind of a big deal for me) and Steve Martin's Let's Get Small.

Or at least I wish it were today. There's a coffee shop I like to go to sometimes and tonight all I wanted was to be alone with my notebook, cds, headphones, coffee and work on my comic strip while continuing to ignore the overwhelming sense that I have failed everyone who has ever loved me. Well, n...

Chris Whitley - Living With The Law. Unbelievably good record.

Anxiously counting down to sunday when I get to see Uncle Robert and Merle together in B'ham. For once, the expression "joy squared" is not being used sarcastically.

So long as it's dirty, pagan commie love then it's all gong, Pete Tong.

Waylon Jennings' Lonesome, On'ry & Mean. I think this might be my new favorite Waymore album which is a big thing because I love, love, love Waylon Jennings. He absolutely kills Mickey Newbury's great "San Francisco Mabel Joy" and does "Gone To Denver" better than Cash.

I closed the deal on what was essentially the Glengarry account yesterday and thus the Sword of Damocles has been diverted a few inches to the right for at least a whole fat month.

Very sad. She never quite got her due in her lifetime. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425/ap_en_mu/obit_owens There's an amazing piece written by Peter Guralnick in his book Lost Highway about the day that Merle and Bonnie divorced and, then later in the evening, Bonnie was the bridesmaid for Merle...

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I do declare, I am dodging bullet after bullet this week!

Oh just eat my raunchy $*&@@!

Protect us all from a homemaker run amok!

Lord I've gone and pissed off the Huntsville Mafia somehow! I thought we were all paid up for the month.

Is it just me or was Alyson Hannigan really mailing it in for season seven of Buffy?

Q. What goes well with an ice cold beer and some quality tunes?


A. http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profil ... 6.0.8.1024

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Damn. Just....damn.

Man, if they don't get this petro thing straightened out, people gonna be suckin' dick for a tank of gas.