Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Any news on any UK gigs ?

Will somebody please explain how on earth Shane Macgowan can be one of the best singers of all time? The man is an out of tune incoherent slurring drunk!

OK! riot time! :lol: In no particular order......... Best:- Whitney Houston Kate Bush Garry Christian Matt Monro John Lennon Roger Daltrey Joe Cocker Simon & Garfunkel (bit of a cheat - 2 in one there!) Worst:- Lucinda Williams Mariah Carey Rod Stewart Shane Macgowan Michael Bolton Bjork Johnny ...

Happy birthday ! I hope you have a lovely day!

scielle wrote:A 13-year-old who puts everyone else on that new Ella tribute CD to shame.

What the !............

Bent is a good piece of business for Spurs. Why on earth are you complaining, Gilli? Too many players? Bah! He's a good player who deserves a bigger club than Charlton were ever going to be. No im a happy bunny now! My main worry was that Berbatov might be going and thought this was going to be his...

She might have shrunk - but her boobs and her head are definately bigger!!

Oh dear - Spurs have signed Darren Bent!

I dont think they were that bad....some quite catchy tunes! Will be interesting to see what they come up with now they have 'grown up'

And from the same page Jose Mourinho on the similarity between football players and melons. :lol: Fruit of his labours Finally, Terry's boss José Mourinho has revealed the secret of bringing through budding talents to top-level football. "Young players are a little bit like melons," Mour...

:lol: Oh dear - sorry about that Mr A! How about you take some film of Kenya and put it up on YouTube? They really do seem to be very popular!! In the meantime here are lots more clips of Ruby the naughty parrot to keep your daughter and wife amused! http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=nickchp

Wow what a story - and what an age! Wonder how old he might have lived to?. Man finally managed to destroy him in the end huh? What a great race we are!

Otis Westinghouse wrote:

Gillibeanz wrote:My partner laughs just like Muttley the cartoon dog!!

And when he's annoyed, does he say 'sassafrassinrassin...'?

Unfortunatley not - if I printed what he does say I would be struck off the board!!

Found this amazing parrott while wandering around on YouTube - dont click on this link if you are offended by swearing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4mQsElpQpI

My partner laughs just like Muttley the cartoon dog!!

Kids really do drop you in it! When my daughter was 5 she wrote in her 'what we did at the weekend' essay:-

"On saturday my daddy put the washing line up in the garden. My mummy was pleased. Then they went upstairs for a lie down"

Ive still got the book!!

Id better not post my lists - dont want to start a riot!

Actually MG I have a really good singing voice - thinking of going in for the X factor next year so you can all have a good laugh!!

Got dragged to the cinema to watch the new film 'Paradise Lost'. Should have gotton a clue from the number of people in the cinema - 4 including us 2!! Needless to say it was shite and we left halfway through and £12 out of pocket!!!

Har har... :roll: At least Chelsea don't leak goals like the Good Ship Tottenham. Talk about a shaky back line. God help us if we're seriously interested in Chimbonda. And then there's that overrated tub of lard Robinson in goal. Seriously, is he the best that England has? :shock: Good ship Tottenh...

mood swung wrote:
Blue and Red: are you cushion tossers?

Wow what a personal question!!!!!

Compulsive watching - although in my defence I do only watch the highlights!

What a thoroughly nasty lot they!!

Also one of my fav programmes! I loved it when he was bouncing on the trampoline doing star jumps and talking about spreading his legs!!

Christina was also hilarious demonstrating the electric mop - classic stuff!!

Rumour mill today: Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson will fend off interest from Tottenham by offering Alan Smith a new contract (Sunday Mirror). Thank f*%k for that! Surely the luckiest and most over-rated prem player of all time. Bloody hell - we dont want him!!! Fend fend for all you are ...

Happy birthday dude! I hope this year is a really good for you!!

So Gilli, my flame haired beauty, it would appear that Dunga and Maclaren are on my side. I think the mist of watching David Beckham has affected your judgement :lol: Well Verbal me old mucker I don't get a daily newspaper so im not influenced by other peoples opinions - not that I ever was as most...