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by El Vez
Mon May 01, 2006 11:11 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

I wonder if anyone else has thought about writing a spoof of Thank You For Smoking about the birth control industry. The title? Thank You For Fucking.
by El Vez
Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: USB turntable
Replies: 3
Views: 2007

I prefer stealing them from babies. And then puching said babies till they go squish. I like it when they go squish.
by El Vez
Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:43 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

Oh, and in a case of pearls before swine, Jeff "The Squid & The Whale" Daniels is playing a supporting role in the Robin Williams tax write-off RV. Other than Oily, I wonder how many people watch the trailer for that film and go "My God, it escaped from the 80's!"
by El Vez
Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:40 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060430/ap_ ... pe/us_iraq

For some reason, this reminds me of the scene in Undiscovered Country where Nimoy gives Kim Cattrall's Lt. Valeris what's for.
by El Vez
Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:29 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Recently viewed films
Replies: 1602
Views: 624779

And I love Jason Schwartzman for life but I hope that I never have to see him cast as a hyper-brainy, existential version of Jon Cryer's Ducky ever again. I don't mind... Well, yeah, but I suspect that your ability to rough it here is similar to my easygoing acceptance of Catherine Keener in the br...
by El Vez
Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Recently viewed films
Replies: 1602
Views: 624779

That's right and I will not hesitate to beat your ass with Ned Beatty's shoe either!
by El Vez
Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:30 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Recently viewed films
Replies: 1602
Views: 624779

Got around to seeing Shopgirl and, to quote the horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No sir, I didn't like it." The one thing I will say for it was that it was great to see Claire Danes knock it out of the park and hopefully it reminded some casting directors that she was the next Streep not that...
by El Vez
Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:17 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 224
Views: 57242

Guy goes to see his doctor and say "Doc, I'm worried. I think my wife has either TB or VD but I don't know which."

The doctor thinks about it for awhile and then replies "Chase her around the room a couple of times. If she coughs, fuck her."
by El Vez
Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:16 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 4054
Views: 1062947

Richard Thompson's Rumor & Sigh and The Old Kit Bag (mainly for "A Love That Can't Survive") , Morrissey's Viva Hate! (I'm a Morrissey virgin so this is kind of a big deal for me) and Steve Martin's Let's Get Small.
by El Vez
Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:28 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: My Name Is Nobody
Replies: 11
Views: 4066

My Name Is Nobody

Or at least I wish it were today. There's a coffee shop I like to go to sometimes and tonight all I wanted was to be alone with my notebook, cds, headphones, coffee and work on my comic strip while continuing to ignore the overwhelming sense that I have failed everyone who has ever loved me. Well, n...
by El Vez
Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:12 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 4054
Views: 1062947

Chris Whitley - Living With The Law. Unbelievably good record.
by El Vez
Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: New Gig Thread
Replies: 1699
Views: 593905

Anxiously counting down to sunday when I get to see Uncle Robert and Merle together in B'ham. For once, the expression "joy squared" is not being used sarcastically.
by El Vez
Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: WrestleMania: The EC Board Edition
Replies: 14
Views: 6198

So long as it's dirty, pagan commie love then it's all gong, Pete Tong.
by El Vez
Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:08 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: What are you listening to right now?
Replies: 4054
Views: 1062947

Waylon Jennings' Lonesome, On'ry & Mean. I think this might be my new favorite Waymore album which is a big thing because I love, love, love Waylon Jennings. He absolutely kills Mickey Newbury's great "San Francisco Mabel Joy" and does "Gone To Denver" better than Cash.
by El Vez
Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:06 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

I closed the deal on what was essentially the Glengarry account yesterday and thus the Sword of Damocles has been diverted a few inches to the right for at least a whole fat month.
by El Vez
Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: RIP Bonnie Owens
Replies: 0
Views: 979

RIP Bonnie Owens

Very sad. She never quite got her due in her lifetime. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425/ap_en_mu/obit_owens There's an amazing piece written by Peter Guralnick in his book Lost Highway about the day that Merle and Bonnie divorced and, then later in the evening, Bonnie was the bridesmaid for Merle...
by El Vez
Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:26 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060425/hl_nm/coffee_dc

I do declare, I am dodging bullet after bullet this week!
by El Vez
Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

Oh just eat my raunchy $*&@@!
by El Vez
Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:16 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Whew!
Replies: 5
Views: 1881

Protect us all from a homemaker run amok!
by El Vez
Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:10 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Whew!
Replies: 5
Views: 1881

Lord I've gone and pissed off the Huntsville Mafia somehow! I thought we were all paid up for the month.
by El Vez
Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

Is it just me or was Alyson Hannigan really mailing it in for season seven of Buffy?
by El Vez
Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:28 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Whew!
Replies: 5
Views: 1881

Whew!

by El Vez
Fri Apr 21, 2006 6:53 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

Q. What goes well with an ice cold beer and some quality tunes?


A. http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profil ... 6.0.8.1024
by El Vez
Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

by El Vez
Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Random Thoughts
Replies: 3952
Views: 977117

Man, if they don't get this petro thing straightened out, people gonna be suckin' dick for a tank of gas.

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