Elvis Costello Fan Forum

It isn't everyone who can relate to it. If you are mature enough to "fuck her brains out", then you're mature enough to know not to make any promises on the way there. Having sex isn't evil, nor is kicking your partner out the next morning. If you promised nothing, then you owe nothing. Ge...

"Hello, Newman..."

This show has always irritated me. Curb your Enthusiasm is even worse!

If anyone dares to quote Friends, I shall leave and never be heard from again...

Pick it up, Sulky! Pick it up! Love that movie. Hey I was just drinking. I wasn't asking for scritches, but they feel nice. Thanks for the well-wishes, and the best to you all, as well. Miss BA, do you really think I look fat? I'm the kind of writer that is also part performer, so I appreciate compl...

Yeah, Hungup was full of details. I need someone to watch over my facts. So Lack only points out the intricate inconsistancies. Maybe it goes back to something El Vez mentioned, about getting a sense of self worth from the board. It seems to me that Hungup posted a lot of stuff that sort of got igno...

He has to hide his love away, especially from the Falwells of the world.

My brother is dying. If it were not for the Veterans Administration, he would have been dead years ago. He was in the Marines and the Air Force. Now they are cutting funds to the VA, because something's gotta go, because people with money don't need such awful taxes. My other brother, a "Heil B...

I've been thinking about this, and it's not about snoring. Respond or don't. One person is very ill. Another person has the knowledge and technology to help the ill person. The ill person has no money, and therefore does not get the treatment, or only gets treatment after jumping through hurdles tha...

O good! Another wallowing record like "Painted from Memory".

I'll have to stock the bar...

Hey Bob! Welcome aboard!

Otis, didn't you used to do the news on Saturday Night Live?

Everybody's so cute!

Hi Goody!

I like chicks. They don't have to be black. Call me McDonald's, because I just wanna see 'em smile. I'll call her Arlene, because that's what her name is. Just say "lean". She was like a cat. I was in an indelible crash at the old hospice, the sun outside my dark dream box just peeking in ...

Like, what I feel about Jesus is that he's this really cool dude until he gets in top the "I am the Way and the Light" business. Buddha's cool, but Mary is not a partyer. Now, when they're all in the same dream together, that's something completely different. Of course, prophetic occurance...

Them Briggs and Stratton's don't like that water...

My counterpart in North Carolina has the other system, whcih I think is called "XM". There's an awful lot of different formats to chose from, and it pretty much comes in clear everywhere. I'd say it's worth the money just for the amazing technology. He can also take the unit out of the veh...

On the night of the concert, Elvis just followed me aroound in my dreams. I swear, all night, I was just going places, and everywhere I went Elvis was playing. I literally rocked all night.

Everybody's dreaming...

O heck and hell I woulda bought it!

O yeah, on the Late Show, a Bif Henderson video skit opened up with the intro to "Clown Strike". It worked good.

"Dreams are manifestations of our desires." - Sigmund Freud.

Once in a while my first wife will come along and be in some sort of trouble, and I'll spend all night chasing around trying to protect her.

It's because I didn't treat her right.

Cope, I'm not all that clear on what you're talking about, but I did pick up on the rejection part... I've struggled with the religious imagery in my dreams. These dreams never seem insignificant, and some of them have turned out to be prophetic. How do I know it's Mary, and not some other force usi...

...for security reasons, of course.

No, they can't be blamed, only faulted for taking it as an absolute. Yes, this is what I was saying about the truth being constant. It may change because we found out different, but it remains the truth. The hard part is picking the real facts out of the stinking pile of so-called "truths"...

It was like, twelve years ago. I barely remember the redhead.

There was a harsh white light eminating from the stage. I was extremely self-conscious.

WARNING! WARNING! EXTREME DANGER! MY ARMS ARE FLAILING WILDLY!

Pophead: I was at one of those MLAR shows at the Greek. It was called the "Come Back in a Million Years Tour".

I was with the Devil's Redhead. No doubt you saw us...

Ladies who drink with me can expect a very nice time for one night only. If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. If you really want it, it's probably gonna happen, so what's the rush? Maybe not tonight. Force is ridiculous, even when drunk. It makes a person a thief, and a thug. There's no love in ...

Was anyone there to smell it? Did it stink? Was it dolloped like a big Hershey kiss, or was it a log pile? Damnit! Didn't you bring a camera?

Final proof of one of mankind's most asked questions, and you forgot your camera. Ain't that just how it goes?

"...there are lies, damn lies, and statistics." I forget who said it. I could not care less in what the average man thinks is the "truth". I'm more interested in the actual facts, especially when someone is telling me that some fanatastic belief they have is "true". Lik...