Elvis Costello Fan Forum

oh yeah, i'm drop dead gorgeous. and too stupid to know how to use a scanner. the perfect man. i'm glad you like me, but someone should have told me humor doesn't come across. i'm screwed! i write my first poem, it has barry white in it, and he dies. and i haven't been away, it just seems that way! ...

john entw...exactly o drinking one. played better leads than 1/2 the players accumulated here. another pete, i give up. and it's norman. that does it. i gotta edit again. and the love. speaking of accumulating. overseas affection. wait a minute.........is TAFKAJM picking at the ugly american again? ...

that was a nice one to pull out of your little butt, girly.

as much as i blah blah blah, see drj's comment on page 1. he's got it. makes this topic wacky.

jeff porcaro, hmmmm, reminds me, maybe for this catagory....Toto

indeed, frank reigned them in and frustrated many and contrary to the sound there was little room for improvisation. but the who may be the pick, except (sorry doof) for the voice. the real virtuosos are dead and i suspect many do not today grasp what really drove that band. i have fought back argui...

goody, i don't think it was her noise, you know i know that gilli, i love your avatar; it's the Great Gazoo from the flintstones isn't it? and not all of you have displayed your warts. i'm fairly certain that subsequent to this little upcoming vacation i'm having someone is going to post a photo of ...

ah, dick dale. a friend of mine i was visiting in another state just saw dick dale, so he made me sit and listen to surf music all night.

didn't you see my smiley phace? how come that lets everyone else get away with murder? but thanks anyway jak, now send in another photo. with an arrow. and i never have said anything about it being "jackson s ". not that you didn't point out once that the partridge family was in the 70's (...

alright, i get it now. just put that "h" in there and we'll be all set. you ought to know how to spell the name of one of your 5 favorite anythings!

gilli, she said "classical gas" sucks, mason williams is NOT one of the 5 best guitar players of all time, your bouncy little avatar is annoying, elvis wasn't really born over there, and tony blair is hiding one tiny weapon of mass destruction and there's the problem. you missed it.

that couldn't have been whats-her-mouse-avatar, could it?! she would have tiptoed in and tried to sucker us wouldn't she?

let me get this: eric clapton=fuck you macho guitar playing; pet townsend=not?

ah fuck him. every note of music, every word, every minute in the same room is golden. dumbass doesn't even realize how many are early bits.

2 chuck berrys
5 pete townshends
no chet atkins

and then BAM...second grade wee-wee

mark knofler
jimi hendrix
edward van halen
eric clapton
mike campbell

accidents...this one ain't gonna be close

i think it's lisa marie

tell her oily used to watch her mama dance mostly naked when she appeared to weigh 98 lbs. nahhhh, she's probably heard that one before.

yes, a new photo of TAFKAJM. with an arrow. love olivia. sweet pear--i know what you meant about being invisible. its an odd phenomenon. don't know what to say. i admit i was a little spooked by the bebe thing. hang around. i now have all these lovelies craving my pedestrian midwest mugshot after on...

i peeked, i gagged, lamented and spewed bear in mind i can't even spell hi coo though i would say i know when i hear barry white even hiding in size 9 and a half shoes i shook when i heard the phrase "more direct" well he said he'd been "struck by lightning" finally it's clear to...

i loves babies and womens, but i gotta say i loves that action shot the best. he's stabbin' at it like elvis and keith!

i don't know if Dragnet by the Art of Noise counts, but it kills me.

mug, you're a bit of a chameleon.

i truly have no idea what you are talking about. it sounds like i should be delighted to be so out of touch.